Akward conversation with my Ngwati Client

so jana…been a sato…biz hukuwa fiti juu wasee lazima wachukuwe movie za weeknd…

so this dude halla me up kama kawaida 3 DVD copy za ngwati na ziwe all ebony na pia hii comedy ya kevin hart na ice cube …nikamshow inaitwa ride along 2…

nikamshow haitakubamba kama hujawatch Ride Along 1 akanishow poa burn zote nakuja …

so kama kawaida nikachangamuka…nikamchomea na nikaweka kwa bahasa…
fast forward boyz akacome…akanilipa nikampatiya bahasa…then akanishow tommy sijawai kupataa ukiwa solo kwa shop…nikamshow kulimuwa kumejaa watu wametoka saa hii na client wengine najuwa wanacome am a busy guy (kujichocha lazima :slight_smile: )

boy akanishow kuna kitu nadai kuku uliza…nikamshow sema buda…natakaa kufanya video mix apa …

boy akanishow…izi ngwati huwa na buy kwako ziko na quality poa nazipenda…nilikuwa nadai kama unaweza nichekia Gay Porn ya blacks…

l was like …:open_mouth: ati

boy akarudia nadai Gay porn kama uko nazo…

(apo tommy nilikuwa natakaa kusema Boboclaat lakini nika maintain tu…nikamshow iza bro izo huwa siletee)

boy aka insist manze nitafutiye ata kama ni thao nitakulipa per DvD…

ilikuwa akward sana…nikamshow wacha nitaku ulizia …nilikuwa natakaa tu atembee

na nikaendelea na mambo zangu boy akaishia…

after like a hour boy anahalla vipi tommy uliniulizia …

aaaarg this jamaa.jo… nikamashow bado nitaku ulizia

fast forward nikaona message imeingia…mostly huwa sisomi message ama kureply…mchana huwa na chambua nikifika home
kucheki ni mpesa boy alituma 2k
then akacall akadai nimakiye mbili nitakuja monday…

aki pesa ni mbaya …sasa ndio na download kesho nikifika job l convert them to VOB ni burn izo DVD mbili :smiley:

nawalai ni sunday…

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…sasa tafuta hio chedda haraka upesi ukajenge keja yako buda hii hustle ya ngwati utastukia uyo msee anapiga order, anataka gayshiet ile latest… hapo ndio utajua kimeumana sasa!!! noma sana…

You came face to face with website developer

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hiyo dough hata ukapelekea bishop ataibariki…hukutoa mjamaa kwa mfuko…create a niche atakuletea wateja…:D#dirtymoney

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

You are caught between a rock and a gay hard place…

Mtume kwangu.

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hata mapastor wanachukuaga pesa za corruption ,drugs, majambazi ,
mbona usijijenge.

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Faggot

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Soon kuwatch haitakuwa big deal. Utakuwa ata wa explain vile jamaa alifunguliwa boot akahara… Na by the way lee uko opposite posta nn.

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:smiley: :smiley: wacha tumake dis dirtymoney …
juu hakuna pesa ukienda kwa bank wanasema hii ni chafu ama safi…

na vile analipa thao apo sawa…:slight_smile:

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kuna bingi nilipea direction kwa shop akakuja akicheka cheka akauliza tommy wa dry fry ako wapi…iyo ufala mtu asiletee kwa shop…ilibidii nimshow boss apa hakuna mtu kama uyo…angalia next shop…

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Don’t pick customers from here.

The most awkaward moment ni kuzidownload na vile xvideos huwa inaletea mtu “others you may like”

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@Web Dev doesn’t strike me as the kind of guy who’d be so clueless that he’d pay 2k to get some ngwati downloaded for him…

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Soon atasema amechoka na anataka the real thing. Siku yenye utaskia ameanza “Tommy izo movie napenda lakini kuna vile nimekua nikikagua haga yako kisniper…napenda sanaaaa…” Hiyo siku usipretend vile umejam.

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some are mature enough to differentiate bussiness and tommy wa heka…have met awesome pple here client wa nguvu :slight_smile:

wengine apana…kama mwingine alikuja anadai selfie …kai wena ngoma

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nitampatiya number ya ule chokosh si unajuwa ni nani :smiley:

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Peasant cops like @pamba might extort you. Chunga. :D:D

how does one move from regular to gay shit,
hiyo transition ni noma, do people get gay overnight?

same way u start from smoking SM then sportman then weed…heroin …cocain …when u become broke unatumia Crack