Did u know its illegal to reverse park outside a kenyan bank. i dont know whether its in the law…but i once parked…sema kuharakishwa…Now you know
We entered in the wrong side of a parking lot of a bank in Katchmega, kuenda hapo posta, kurudi tukapata AP ametungojea na G3 amecock… ilibidi tundanganye ssi huwork KRA Nairobi ndo tusichote na ati tulikua tunachelewa meeting thts why we dint notice tuliingilia exit
Smooth move. Not many can think under pressure man.
Hio upumbavu ya makarau wanaeza fanya msee hajui ashikwe na heart attack ama utoke mbio.
I once parked hivo at family bank kasarani. the watchie came and told me that it is not allowed. Nikamtolea traffic act nikamuuliza wapi inasema hivo. He said it is the laws of the bank. Nikasema sitambui hio meffi. And I walked into the bank.
Kutoka nikapata APs wamezunguka gari yangu. I just got in, nikawauliza kwani kuna sida, and drove away. But not before showing them the middle finger.
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Mama S-------i kabisa. Drama follows you everywhere. You need a Sangoma!
I can never park in front of a bank
Nini hio?
So everyone one drives here. Ni kujichocha ama ni cha ukweli?
hehehe hata mimi sigwes na sigwes
Unauliza driving na mbirrionaires hapa wako busy wakijenga helipads :eek:
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@Jennifer naona ushaishi na hawa South Efrikens!
@aviator ,sangoma ni mchawi.
In 2009 mimi na beste yangu tulishuka Kutoka majuu alafu tukaenda Kiserian juu alikuwa amenyaka plot huko alafu tukasema wacha tukule nyagu hapo karibu KCB Kiserian. Jinga ilikuwa excited after kuonyeshwa plot huko Tinga so alikuwa na Camera yake ya nguvu anapiga anyting and everything and anything picha huko Kiserian.
Little did we know that ni hatia kupiga bank picha!..
It cost us 40K to get our freedom and Camera back!..
Ile siku utachapwa risasi ya matacore ndio utajua akina pamba hawakuenda Kiganjo kuwa Father.
Billionaires here, giving security forces middle finger and bribing 40k
Now that everyone here drives let me tell you a short Hekaya about my encounter with “flying squad”.
My car rear number plate was a little bit erased thus making it hard to guess while at afar. I was feeling loaded with some cash to waste on a mechanic and I pulled over a garage to have the car plate repainted. At the opposite was a microfinance bank and a few meters was a busy ka-supermarket.
The mechanic decided to unscrew the rear number plate in order to repaint it but it took time to dry out. Some two Matatus pulled in the same garage and the mechanic approached me to reverse outside or my car would might end up been locked in and thus find it difficult to exit the garage. I reversed and packed outside, but the only place with an empty parking spot was at the opposite of the garage in between the microfinance bank and the ka-supermarket.
I decided to hang around as I awaited for the number plate to dry. I even walked into the ka-supermarket and bought some drinking water and some chewing gum. In like 30 minutes or so, the number plate was okay and fixed back. I paid the mechanic and as I was about to get back in the car, someone approached me and tapped me on the shoulder, he didn’t look much like a policeman but he told me, “boss jaribu kuondoa hio gari hapo na hautafika mbali”.
At first I was astonished but I plaid it cool and asked him why and it’s my car. He explained it to me that he is a plain cloth policeman, (whatever that means) and my car number plate (the front one) had been circulated to CID and flying squad as a suspicious vehicle parked outside the microfinance bank without the rear plate. Even though he eventually saw the mechanic a fixing the rear plate and realised that there was no cause of alarm but I had to await clearance.
In like twenty minutes later or so, a white land cruiser pulled over followed by a dark blue Peugeot those old model I can’t recall which type. Some niggers jumped out with blazing guns and one (I think alikuwa mkubwa wao in uniform) jumped out from the Land Cruiser with his aides.
I was interrogated for like an hour or so, tossed from the Land Cruiser to the Peugeot and back several times. They asked for my Driver’s Licence and the car documents during the interrogation. All this time I plaid it cool and cooperated. They later realised that it was a false alarm and I was cleared to go, but NOT before i heard them clear me over the Radio Call. I could tell by my car number plate though they cleared it in that police alphabet.
I was to attend a meeting in town but cancelled everything and drove to my friends base where I passed time till evening then went back home.
It took me like a month to accept that I am NOT a moving target from the “flying squad”.
Guess what would have happened if I hadn’t plaid it cool at the first time when I was tapped on the shoulder after fixing the plate.
@introvert, usijaribu kuweka hio lorry yako hapa.
Its a Toyota Premio, KB…, and was told that these cars ni moto ya kuotea mbali na zinasumbua police sana when marked by “flying squad”.
fukc me sideways!.. What a Close Call!.. Hivo ndio watu huwekewa bonoko…
Sisi watu wa uteo hatujui shida kama hizi