You all know stories za me & my mate kula first class khat outside town kwa bush
You all know huwa sichoshi
So yesterday in a bid to drown hujma ya ktalk nation, I change the rendezvous n met a new buddy
Started like a joke kitu 3pm… But now nilitema 6am
Sleep came kitu 8am
Kawa mi hulala 2hrs n I am productive again
I was to go to the bank without fail
Now I woke up at 3pm
Niggas, I quit.
Hehehe…kuchonga lazima…leo nashikilia kilo Alele
Nimemess plans za watu bana
Waambie kesho pia ni siku, na utambae hadi kwa vaite ushike kilo, na njugu
Banks will only open on Monday
At least, bingwa naona you are making a good choice.
Ambia admin hapo ktalk if they have to ban all my handles, they would have to shut down ktalk, sisi wote tutoke nje …then tuwe readmitted mmoja mmoja n Somalis wasiwe allowed.
I have enough handles to brave bans for two weeks straight
Jaba, embassy lights and milk and tequila cocktail happening now
hio miraa au alele mtu anaweza kula kwa ugali na nyama i act part ya mboga ?
Umelewa mujinga.
Lipa bill, kojoa, panda boda enda kwako
leo ni kangeta na alele mtoto kilo mzima…ntawacha mjunior akianza kuikula…juu hatuwezi enda baze kunywa karafuu pamoja
teller hakufika job leo na unamshow amefanya poa
is this shit really supposed to be in this category?
hii upuss peleka “General” theres nothy sexy about hii hekaya.
umewaste bundles ya wanakijiji
Nimeona a similar thread but with different contents…!
the similar thread fitted in the category unlike this piece of shit
Khat hukuwa ya peasants
why shouldnt Somalis be allowed?..