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  • Nyinyi watu wa City hata hamjuangi vile ni ngumu kutumia Pit Latrine ukiwa umevaa Gumboot...usipochunga Gumboot ndio itakuwa Latrine
    Somebody balance me real quick, Wakamba vile huwa na roho safi wanafanya uchawi saa ngapi?
    If a man must have a good job, car and a house before marriage.. What must a woman have before marriage??
    sperminator
    sperminator
    kids from previous relationships and a pu**y
    Y
    Yung1
    Her youth and no body count (ideally)
    Highschool was painful. One time i failed in maths alafu huyu mama akaniambia "ningekuita ng'ombe lakini afadhali io iko na ticks" It pains me to date
    bubudiu
    bubudiu
    Is she still alive? Revenge is best served cold.I dropped a can of deodorant into her open handbag when I bumped into her at Tuskys.
    Wacha mtu ahandwe akitoka,then I pitiad hapo nikitoka nikasema "Ata shule alikuwa anaiba maharagwe anaenda kuuza".The look she gave,a pricy one.Ofcourse they got to know I did it but I had already left the scene.She got my number,called me asking for a kusameheana meeting.I blocked her.
    Kwame the God
    Kwame the God
    Ungemlima na utoe hasira zote ukimwagia ndani. Although kama amezeeka i understand.
    There is some illicit thing we used to drink in Kampala when super broke...ilikuwa inaitwa 'Coffee spirit'....after having 4 sachets you had to avoid your GF or feign Malaria for the next 5 days coz the body could not function.
    Muhura Ndore
    Muhura Ndore
    Bado iko. Pare gikomba inauswa Kama fangi, chini ya maji. Unafaa kupelekwa na regular customers. Kamoja fefte tu. Hata konyagi orijino ya sachet iko
    Imagine going for s@x not knowing whether you gonna cum or not...... women are solders
    P
    purp
    s@x mwisho wa mawazo....pambavu sana
    "Beware of cheap clients, they have expensive demands." Couldn't have said it better
    Kimakia
    Kimakia
    Its high time the narrative of "Customer is always right" changed

    Can you imagine ati tenant ana double park na hataki kuulizwa swali....mimi nimempea notice...jinga yeye...entitlement ako nayo na si kwake....

    Sijui nini inasumbua wasapere siku hizi
    Kenya owes China trillions of shillings TRILLIONS!! na Chinese hawatutafuti na polisi, but small small billions za HELB and we won't breathe
    A school bell that sound as a disturbance at 7:am for lesson also sound interesting at 1:Pm for Lunch...is just a matter of time...
    A person who removes your phone charging at 5% to charge theirs at 95% is capable of killing you.
    Kutoka Cabanas via Outering road on my footsubishi to Kayole via Donholm Estate... Hapo nikajua mwili yangu ni engine ya Land rover
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