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  • There is some illicit thing we used to drink in Kampala when super broke...ilikuwa inaitwa 'Coffee spirit'....after having 4 sachets you had to avoid your GF or feign Malaria for the next 5 days coz the body could not function.
    Muhura Ndore
    Muhura Ndore
    Bado iko. Pare gikomba inauswa Kama fangi, chini ya maji. Unafaa kupelekwa na regular customers. Kamoja fefte tu. Hata konyagi orijino ya sachet iko
    Imagine going for sex not knowing whether you gonna cum or not...... women are solders
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    purp
    sex mwisho wa mawazo....pambavu sana
    "Beware of cheap clients, they have expensive demands." Couldn't have said it better
    Kimakia
    Kimakia
    Its high time the narrative of "Customer is always right" changed

    Can you imagine ati tenant ana double park na hataki kuulizwa swali....mimi nimempea notice...jinga yeye...entitlement ako nayo na si kwake....

    Sijui nini inasumbua wasapere siku hizi
    Kenya owes China trillions of shillings TRILLIONS!! na Chinese hawatutafuti na polisi, but small small billions za HELB and we won't breathe
    A school bell that sound as a disturbance at 7:am for lesson also sound interesting at 1:Pm for Lunch...is just a matter of time...
    A person who removes your phone charging at 5% to charge theirs at 95% is capable of killing you.
    Kutoka Cabanas via Outering road on my footsubishi to Kayole via Donholm Estate... Hapo nikajua mwili yangu ni engine ya Land rover
    I miss the married women in the Bible who used to give their maids to their husbands as side-chicks.
    These current ones don't read their Bibles. They’re just jealous and selfish
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    purp
    you see how they messed up the bible, so as to mess you up
    There’s nothing more dangerous than someone who wants to make the world a better place.
    - Banksy
    I was taught to shoot the messenger too. Someone playing both sides of the fence is more dangerous than your enemy
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