mchipy

Kayole is a different planet to some nairobians just as some leafy suburbs are a different planet to other nairobians

IF YOU CAN'T GET SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR PAPERS,THINK OF WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR HANDS AND MIND.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm...

salimianga mtu wa makaa gas huishaa...

"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope

why save while u have NSSF??

Everybody STEALS, a THIEF is one who's CAUGHT stealing something of LITTLE VALUE. !!!

haters just dont understand

African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'

If your stomach is full right now, and you have some skills – what’s your excuse for not succeeding?

Greedy when others are fearful. Very fearful when others are greedy

Barikiwa tufanane

You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

The legend talks, We listen and take notes

what do you call the space between the vagina and the butthole?

If my work was fucking I'd be rich....

But it's better to be pissed off than pissed on

it seems like the admin immediatly points a finger at me so i point back at them but not finger...

Has he shown u his DEXTER??

minimum supervision maximum payment, maximum supervision minimum payment... wat the hell...