Nilianza na Nokia 2, kisha nikaenda Nokia 6, kisha nikaenda mi-fi, saa hii niko na Tecno Camon 11, and I never had speeds even close to a quarter of that. Haiwezi kua ati gadget zangu zote zimekua na kasoro.
Faiba ni meffi. SIM card yangu nitupa kwa nyasi kando ya barabara ndo nisiwahi ipata.
Indicates "4G" but speeds are slower than edge. Status za WhatsApp huchukua a minute kuonyesha. Na saa hizo ni picha. Hata video usiongee...
Did you know that if you worked from the time Vasco da Gama landed in East Africa in 1492 until today in 2019 while earning Sh5,000 every day you still wouldn't have made a billion shillings?
(I stole that from a Facebook post)
Bora tu si Nyang'au zinaitwa Kesom Freight. Hio itangoja hadi Yesu arudi na ati unakuja na ndege.
Na wako na excuse za kifala sana. Mara kuna fracas HongKong, ati mara mzigo ilipita Dubai na walikua na holiday. And this is for the third time wanakalisha mzigo yangu. After hii ya hii roundi...
Where in Gilgil?
Because not 2 months have passed since Kenya Power told me that Last Mile project is over and I'll be charged sh.70,000 per pole to bring electricity to mzee's compound.
Last pole is less than 400m away.
Reading the Bible in its entirety (not the cherry-picked feelgood verses fed to you by akina Kiuna) is the surest way of rejecting that depraved religion.
Unaomba ju unajifanya mjuaji kuliko mungu hajui chenye anafaa kufanya. Hamuonangi ufala ya kuomba?
Ati "mungu hapa naona hujacheza poa...