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  1. shoti_mzito

    tuliambia jalassss hakuskia

    I predicted this a few weeks ago
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    Shiksha Arora

    Makende nyinyi, wh are you two hallucinating about and where's the *** is her photo?
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    18+ Salamu zicome

    mileage, mileage, mileeeeeeeaaaaaageeee....
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    Luo Nyanza

    Umedinya point Omukevembe....
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    Beard Growth

    We both know it's not about genes, but let me not start asking about DNA questions for now.......
  6. shoti_mzito

    Curfew ni wewe.

    Uhuru was a frequenter at the former Cameo Pub akikunywa chibuku akicheza snooker pale kwa balcony and RAO was an ardent customer wa smoked fish at Kosewe (Ronalo) which used to be on the same floor of the building. I think konyagi zilikuwa zimewashika waka amua kwenda kujikumbusha siku zao...
  7. shoti_mzito

    Jalas amekosa tu elimu

    Apparently, mzee Jalas is on forced leave pale Milele FM as 'investigations' are being conducted by top the management. Iam waiting to see how he'll get out of this one unscathed....
  8. shoti_mzito

    Kisumu Mboys Club

    Apparently, Jalas has temporarily been replaced by some boring dude in the Milele FM morning show from yesterday to give the management time to 'investigate'. Interesting times ahead..
  9. shoti_mzito

    Corona virus i think is a blessing

    Hapo ume dinya point #matakombaya
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    strange things seen during sex

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
  11. shoti_mzito

    Domestic Flights To Resume Next Week Amid Strict Conditions

    I miss the squeaky & tiny Fly 540 birds. My best moments were when accompanied by first time flying 'chips fungas'- especially during take offs and landings- dem anakushikilia kiuno na mabega- mukifika kwa hoteli anakupatia ni kama umemtoa jehanam ukamleta heaven....
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    18+ Luthuli Ave reveals its true colours

    Wawawawa!! Kweli kimeumana.....
  13. shoti_mzito

    Ugandan Women

    Niko hapa tu, nawaonea tu kwa umbaaaaali
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    Mlolongo (Headquarter)

    A 200/= pussey? I can imagine the stench...
  15. shoti_mzito

    Dead on Arrival

    Curfew thing found me in Nairobi winding up some business. Good thing I had bought a house for my long term lunje former girlfriend and now wife no 2 hapa Buru phase 4 Buru, so am sorted. UG is worse, hakuna kwenda ata job. I just hope hakuna mtu ananikamulia okhubibi...
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    Nairobi brothels with restaurant

    I haven't laughed like this since this Corona thing started:D:D. Ati "Kama anaongelesha mtu amevaa koti hivyo,watu wakuvaa ma tshirt huongeleshwa aje?" Omera @Agwambo yaani nimecheka yangu yote, kwani watu wamevaa mbwenya ndio wako na ganji ama mimi ndio nimeelewa vibaya???
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    Dead on Arrival

    After Corona I'll be looking for you, hii coomer ya great grand daughter ya Kabaka Mutesa III imenichokesha walahi....
  18. shoti_mzito

    When boxing was boxing.

    That beating by James Buster Douglas was a world shocker, one of the greatest in sporting history. Pundits favored Mike Tyson at 140:2, walishangaa sana when Douglas ko'ed him either in the 10th or 11th round...
  19. shoti_mzito

    This is Guka - Zimenishikaa! YOLO! Kumbe Hamchaacha Ujinga na Upumbavu Mayouts?

    I wanted to say something about your crutches, but wacha ninyamaze tu since tulitoka na wewe K-LIST. Jibambe budaa....

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