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    MOMBASA LOCKDOWN- SAD, SAD, SAD....

    Sasa maisha itakuwa aje hiyo mtaa hii weekend bila EPL, bila sex, bila beer....
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    KRA taps Kenya Power meters to catch landlords...

    Hii story imenishtua kidogo, how true is it..? https://www.nation.co.ke/business/KRA-taps-Kenya-Power-meters-to-catch-landlords/996-5138006-easfdy/index.html
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    BEST DOLLAR RATES IN TOWN

    Someone posted here sometime last week about a certain Forex with very nice rates. I urgently need 10,000.00$$, who has that thread please? NB: Kindly not in Eastleigh, should be within the CBD, Westlands or Upper Hill areas. Thanks in advance.
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    KUCHUNISHWA SUKUMA

    I didn't know the meaning of KUCHUNISHWA mboga until I saw this picture. So it's real watu bado hutombwa matakoni pale Kamiti? I feel for Kidero, prominent lawyer Issa Nyakundi, professor Mohamed Swazuri, Sharon's killers, Ivy Wangeci's Axe man and the rest...
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    Mancity Piga Mtu Kama MBURUKENGE

    Sisi kama the MIGHTY ARSENAL apana tambua Manchester Babes. Mancity Uaaaaa....
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    Who can remember this horny k-listress..??

    There's this naive kamba chic who was so generous with her ikuss, alikulwa na wasee kadhaa hiyo kijiji if only you proved to her you had a few pocket change to spend on her. The pioneer alikuwa a 57 year old kao dude who came all the way from Netherlands for the ***, but was HUGELY disappointed...
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    CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IKO NA WENYEWE

    Champions League ishaenda na Barca. If I was Liverpool I would focus more on EPL otherwise they stand a chance to lose both. Barca are 9 points ahead in their league, so they can easily focus on Champions League. Liverpool on the other hand are hanging on a point, with a game up. My two cents...
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    EFFIDENCE NDIO HII HAPA...

    Najua mumsoma hii story mara kadhaa, lakini hii hapa iko mpaka na sindikiza ya evidence... Meru county, Imenti north sub-county, Meru Police station. Subject: Incident Report. My OB 34/14/4/2019 at 12.40hrs. Acting on a tip off that a certain magician had planned to stage manage a scene where...
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    FUNERAL PROGRAM, SAD INDEED...

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    Sema Kumwaga Mtama...

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    Free Parking in Nairobi CBD

    I had an early meeting in town and I didn't see a single 'yellow dust coat' fella trying to check whether I've paid for the parking or not. Upon asking 'soldier' I he told me that kanjo fellas have downed their tools since pia wao wanataka waongezewe mshahara. I gave the askari the 200kshs I...
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    Woman #3 emerges in the love triangle murder

    OK, just watched on NTV saa moja, a shiny eye has just presented herself as wife number one and insists the late alimnyanganya bwana. She's the one who started some shitty pole treatment business in Nakuru and even has a daughter with the alpha male suspect. She's now hustling in Kayole and...
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    Government Demands Kshs1.5 Million for Every Kenyan Hired in Saudi Arabia

    Hawa ma mboch pia walikuwa wametusumbua sana: The government has directed recruitment agencies to pay Kshs1.5 million as a security deposit for every Kenyan citizen hired in Saudi Arabia. This was announced by Labour Cabinet Secretary Ukur Yatani who was speaking at the Ministry headquarters...
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    Former Youth Fund Boss Bruce Odhiambo Has Passed On. R. I. P.

    Mr Odhiambo died on Monday night while in hospital where he had been since Saturday, according to a source close to his family. He was a former school mate and a close ally of Muthamaki. Expect more development trips to Nyanza in the few coming days.
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    THIMBIGWA STORES

    This has just come to my mind this morning while driving along the junction of Ronald Ngala and Tom Mboya Street. There was once a general store (shop) known as Thimbigwa Stores right opposite a club formerly known as New York or something of the sort, which is located at the junction of Tom...
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    End Of Year Party 2018 Edition

    This year has not been one of the best for me. I've buried very many close fellas most recently from the UG boat tragedy and a couple of road accidents as a result of drunk driving here in the +254. That's why I've decided to treat my staff tomorrow evening at a venue to be announced later...
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    Alternative Samsung TV Repair Shop

    Hi guys. My little man cannot enjoy his cartoons from the comfort of his bedroom in Nairobi anymore. His TV doesn't show anything but the sounds are coming out OK. A cousin took it to Samsung Service Centre in Westlands and they told him it's BEC (Beyond Economic Repair) after paying a...
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    SHINY EYES NA TAMAA YA PESA

    These guys would be hundreds of thousands USD richer kama hii story haingelipuka. TAMAA ya pesa ambayo haujafanyia kazi, cunt believe that just a few weeks ago these guys were bonking like crazy at the comfort of their warm home. Saa hizi, one of them is on the way to Langata Women's prison...

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