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  1. Elgin

    Jegdaniolls

    Leo mwarim anasample madens mdogo mdogo, you find ur ass in the Rome, go the Romans.Then last sato nilihit a pavement, my ATF pan was badly damaged plus the Atf filter. Had the car fixed up jana...am less 13500 mehn! I promised maself will never ever drink with the car.
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    Oil sump.

    Wakuu, my Vitz imelimwa sump na culvert. Now whats the cost to replace the sump, nimecheki ni kifuniko ya chini imelimwa. Whats the price wakuu?
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    Away from Miss Mbotch

    Yo, wakuu, Elgin leo ako spree mode, mdogo mdogo tu, wifey ako on duty, the temptations of our kasee milf miss mbotch, am on the run. Nafika Macha after thies ,nani ako area nishike John mtembezi...
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    Ul-adha.

    Mwarim ako fiti, tembea Kenya, huku ni wapi?
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    Hell's gate.

    I toured the park jana and very little to see. Ngiri tu ,mbogo plus pungent smell from the Geo wells. Ngiri zinakamuana.
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    The best Battery.

    Wakuu leo nimeamsha my rich neighbour anigurumishie my Viitz 1300cc, The batt went flat now am not on off school, lakini had all the signals the batt was fecked up. Sasa wakuu, Chloride exide na hii Spark MF ni gani poa?...
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    Kudilute Chalk

    Mwarim amefunga shule leo, naanzia na hii ya mayengs then niitishe nyapoleone mbili na maji.
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    Solo Mode

    Yule jamaa wa lorry wa kuleta bricks, leo niko Tawa country lodge.Am here reviewing and adjusting my budget polepole, leo unaleta bricks nibuy fish?
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    The making of Baby mamas

    Huyu anabeg the big Elgin to give her a little cute thang! Then booom! Am a deadbyat father!
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    The big VITZ

    Wakuu, I think the vitz must be the most reliable car ever made by Toyo. Well, little carlie has never dissapointed me, just the normal servicing and the gal pretty fine, wish the exhaust was wet, will climb her! Then nowadays napate ikus left, right n centre! Aha leo nimetoka setbook shows...
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    Kasee ni kasee tu meff.

    I don't mean being tribal, lakini mkamba ni mkamba tu! Yo rem me posting pics of my car wash which was doing pretty well, sasa juzi natoka job kijana anasema anataka kuwacha job, ati anaende 'tao' well, me put ma fecken machine in my car boot hadi kwa hao, next mission kutafuta kasee kengine...
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    Long way down(pdf)

    Leo mwarim ako macha cirry, Maybe you've watched the doc Long way down by Ewan and Charley. Riding from John O'groats Scotland all the way to Capetown pale cape of Agulhas. Enjoy.
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    Cupping

    Leo kuko slow sana, The big pumping Elgin nikasema niexplore le jeg dens! Hapa nafurahia tu nikinyonya mbwa(Guiness kubwa) Yaani kwa dens maku negotiation ni peupe pe! In other words mwarimm amepata kakitu from the Wealds School, UK.Ushairi wangu umeshinda tena. Alhamdulilahii!
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    Dirty hands clean money

    Nimetoka kuchotea my car wash man maji kwa dam, kajolopy kakaoshwa. Kanabreezy. Next stop Kitui kuchukua mbaazi nilete kwa my cereals shop. @kasee talker mwenye ako Masii aseme akiona VItz KCK aseme "mwaaaariim nipe lift" Nitasimama.
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    Kumeza wet wipes

    Leo mwarim amepikiwa freshi lunch, kujipanguza mikono karibu pia nimeze wipes, anyway not the case meeeen, got yo attention now...cheki TBT ya mwarim...nimefunga shule 'chana'
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    TBT...mwarimm edition

    Back then before internet came through,this what we did to capture some lines za ngoma. Just a few hiki kitabu kimejaa. Guess hivo ndivo mwarim alikosa kupata mean ya A...ANYWAY nilikaribia A @Deorro kalia mkia...hapa huwezi connect ng'o!
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    STI?

    Wakubwa, We share a pit latrine hapa shule na ladies. From last year kuna this lady akitoka hio base anawacha foam all over kwa floor ya latrine. Kiuliso ni, could she be having STI nianze kuingia kichakani mapema?
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    Scratch.

    Wakuu, juzi kuna mtoi amenichorea X kwa boot na kitu sharp. How do I get rid of it? Any simple remedy?
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    Mwanamme ni matchete

    Mwarimo leo lazima alale Naivasha, middie haiwezi isha ivo tu. Machete imetoka kwa glider saa huu tu. Iko chini ya driver's seat as I inhale my stick. Pamba ukiona KCK 5.....ka kando meff wewe ndugu.
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    Puna magnet.

    Wakuu,mwarimo ameasi team footsubishi. Got myself some four wheels and its serving me pretty well. Sasa niambieni do's and don't.

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