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  1. Wechez

    Today movie quote

    Randall Randall Randall you gonna leave without saying goodbye.
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    Today movie quote

    You are under arrest. No Baba we don't need to rest.
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    SABRE

    The China is rising lakini pia musungu si pushover. China has risen not because of innovation but through reverse engineering na theft of innovation. Musungu pale London is building a plane that will be flying at Mach 5.5. Going from London to Sydney will be Four hour. Tiyari the have tested the...
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    Chandarua

    Wadau nauliza ni wapi naeza pata chandarua zile za jungle green. Sande Sana.
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    Mason Greenwood.

    Manchester United imekamua inter meffi. Hii mtoto ni Moto ya kuotea mbali. Inter wamekimbizwa mbaya kwa iko kijana inaitwa Tahiti Chong mofaya. I see we have a brighter future. Hizi Kasia Mzee should retire waachie vijana wakuwe wanakasamba.
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    Nigeria Vs Algeria.

    Hawa ma-oga wanapelekwa kama baiskeli ya kuibiwa. Wakiendelea hivi naona wakikamuliwa.
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    Swara keep off Harambee stars affair.

    Now since the D-day we waited has arrived. Afcon imeanza tafasali swara @Mundu Mulosi @uwesmake msianze thread za Kenya. Kama ni kuanzisha thread andikeni the opponent. Mkifollow hii memo I see Kenya winning the AFCON not because of playing better but because of your losing voodoooo.
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    Infighting.

    As a boxer I analysed the fight between Ruiz Jr and Antony Joshua. It was a mismatched in boxing style and no way Joshua could have won. Joshua was taller than Ruiz . Ruiz neutralised him since he couldnt use his height advantage. The strategy that Ruiz used to win was to fight from inside...
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    Netanyahu undersieke

    Israeli to hold fresh election after Bibi fails to get majority to form the government. https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/05/netanyahu-weaker-israel-heads-election-190530112617749.html
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    Hii upeasant imezidi

    Imagine dereva mzima wa forward anakula sembe na mtura. Mzee mzima na akili zake tano ana order mtura ya hashara na sembe ya mbao. Wakanyaks hapa otunguu yake imenuka.
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    Athuriiiiii.

    @admins wameenda ocha now kijiji is on autopilot. We are undersieke from unknown aliens. Villagers kujeni with all form of crude weapons. Mimi nitakuja na empty yangu ya chupa ya Captain Morgan. @introvert kuja na Ile pipe renj yako. @vuja de kuja na nyahunyo ya linglong. @Motokubwa usisahau...
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    The legend is back.

    Welcome back Ole Gunnar Solsjaer. wow it good to have one of our own at the helm of the hot seat pale old Trafford. Hope he will convince the board to give him that job permanently. He was a legend he wore that number 20 with distinction. He should clear the gabbages left by the failed one...
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    Purple am calling you out.

    Madam admin what happened to ethics of kijiji. Yaani you decided to wipe your kinyambis with the code of conduct of whole kijiji. Why allow pornography in our holy village. @Liberty njoo ombea kijiji we are under attack from madimoni. Kama deoro ameshindwa na kazi vuta yeye. Am willing to work...
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    Soton wakamua arsechieth.

    What a way to end the unbeaten run. @uwesmake and @Panyaste majivuno muache. Ghasia bladfarking.
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    Buju Banton.

    Msito Buju ametoka jela juzi because of federal drugs charges. Ni song gani huyu msito aliwahi kunice nayo. Mimi ni boom bye bye in a batty bwoy. Special request for @Panyaste .
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    Chelshit wanakamuliwa DFHK

    Kutangulia kwa bar sio kulewa. Chelshit wameanza na shamrashamra first half na bao moja. Little did they know wolves apana taka macheso.
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    Mighty Kogalo

    @Deorro and @Nyarwath what is happening at Gor biro camp. Yaani leo mmekamua na vijana ya Huruma. Hao vijana na kariobangi wamechwada nyinyi mbaya. Hii okombeee ya KPL iko gini-waseretain. I see a bleak future ahead.
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    Black Friday

    Hayawai hayawai huwa. Muda ume wadia. Villagers it's time to take this opportunity to buy things at a cheaper price.
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    Administrators am calling you out.

    Where is the birthday cake ya elder. For the first year I have been in this kijiji . I have enjoyed every moment. Kazi ni kucheka Hadi imefanya ninone juu Niko stress free. Ile addiction iko kwa kijiji is more than ya hard-drug heroin. No wonder bingwa scortum anawhine atolewee Siberia. @Meria...
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    @pamba am calling you out.

    Could you update us what is happening in moyale. I have called a friend and I heard kwa simu is gun shot. He tells huko kamenuka mbaya. Hope uko salama.

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