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    Vipi Wadau, Leo Dollar Birrionea nimeamua kuhama leafy suburbs kidogo niingie SLUM nione vile 8% inapeleka kunguru.Kama kawaida am relaxing with a can of the world's best beer FAXE nikikagua lightskins hapa 'AUTO CLINIC' - Wale wanaitambua,its the only place in RUAKA where waiters wear school...
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    Mecho imezuiwa kuwa safi

    I need to visit Somalia nisafishe mecho A court in the self-declared republic of Somaliland has sentenced a young poet to three years in jail. Nacima Qorane was found guilty of bringing the state into contempt by advocating for Somaliland to reunite with Somalia. Pressure groups in Somaliland...
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    An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 year old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window. The Father asked his Son, “What is this?” The Son replied “It is a crow”. After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, “What is this?”...
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    The SUM of all fears

    Two years ago in January 2016,i wrote(thread unfortunately deleted) about a dark experience i was going through.Back then i thought it was the darkest point of my life and once i got through it with lessons learnt, i thought the rest of my life would be smooth sailing. Woe onto me the last three...
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    Asanteni sana wadau

    Thank you for the great advice, i have requested Uber select wamenichukua na range rover sport wakanileta hapa brew bistro.Nimepatana na my date today, mkamba flani ako na thighology kuruka.Shida ni moja, amekuwa akinigawia for the past few months sasa leo anadai kabla agawe i must tell her 'who...
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    NTSA has become a threat to threshold

    Ever since i narrowly escaped alcoblow pale karibu space lounge a few weeks ago,nimekuwa nikiteremsha my favourite drink FAXE nikiwa na baridi sana.Kwanza Leo Luna kunguru imeniita pale brew bistro na sioni nikitokea on account of alcoblow. Wadau,iko app ama channel pale telekram naweza pata Intel.
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    18+ 2.5M Ksh for thoroughly used coomer

    Eti hii takataka alilipiwa Ksh 2.5M as brideprice.Kwani mnakuwanga mumefungwa macho ama nini?
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    Mecho iko na mud particles

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    Ben Githae

    Hii Ngoma ya Shiny eyed Ben Pol Githae nimewekewa juzi na nyoka nikiwa kwake,needless to say niliikamuwa mpaka nikapithisha threshhold
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    @culture ebu kidogo....

    Umemulikwo pahali...
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    Nimeland Uthamakistan Nimelaaaand

    Niko hapa Starbucks Karatina sipping on a cold FAXE mdogo mdogo, alafu nielekee pale land of RWNBP yaani Nyiiri.Naskia kuna pahali panaitwa white rhino na ingine outspan kwenye Birrioneas huenda kuosha mecho,nani ako area....
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    Anaitwa Josphine Onyango

    Hilo ndilo Jina lake!!!!!!,wale wameona hio thread(which has been deleted) inform the rest
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    Wide Screen

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    Tyranny of signatures

    So on saturday,i went to a construction site where i was suspecting some shinny eyed foreman was ripping me off and just to be sure i supervised the weekly payouts for the casual workers.Now i noticed something peculiar in that these workers have very elaborate signatures.As a matter of fact one...
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    Mecho iko na Dustparticles

    Naomba nisafichwe
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    Birrionea's Concience Part 2

    So today after putting it to much thought and downing several six packs of FAXE yesterday,i have decided to finally choose one chiq and throw in the bachelor's towel.One thing though,i need to do an analysis first of the options at hand 1.AJA: Very beautiful,foreigner,tends to freak out at the...
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    Birrionea's Concience

    There is this chiq nimekuwa nikikamuwa DRY FRY for about 9 months now.She knows my place,a few times she has even bailed me out of some tough situations(nothing to do with money).Now the problem is,i don't have feelings for the chiq,i was just having fun but she seems to be planning far ahead...