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    Why are we stuck here?

    Folks, Sometimes I think a little too much. I wonder why we are stuck in this shithole of a country. I mean, there is a whole wide world out there. I would love to live some years on Cook Islands, a decade in Australia, a yew years in Barbados or the Cayman Islands or in Cuba... I don't care if...
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    Watu wangu wa online writing

    Swali yangu ni: Je, kwenyu kuna kazi mingi ama hamna?
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    Watu wangu wa online writing

    Ni account gani hii nikimbilie huko? Kawaida kazi huko October huwa more or kuko sawa?
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    Watu wangu wa online writing

    Saa hii ni October. Inafaa kuwa peak season hadi mid-Dec. Lakini jo! Sijaonanga siku mrefu kama hizi. Kazi hamna! Wenye wako na accounts kuna kazi like previous years?
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    Watu wangu wa online writing

    Wadau, Hii season imenikataa kabisa. Hakuna kazi kwangu. Actually ata August haikuwa mbaya kama saa hii. Niko na kawebsite huwa kananiletea direct clients lakini roundi this kumenuka! Sijui nishike Uvo moja angalau nisurvive? Wadau kwenye mnachapia kazi iko aje? Ama season imeshika huko kwangu...
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    KENYAN MEN ARE WEAK

    These days, short bonobos like @Panyaste and academic dwarfs like @digi are celebrated!
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    Change IP with No Leaks

    Is there a particular way I can check for IP leaks before applying?
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    Change IP with No Leaks

    Hello Tech gurus, I am trying to apply to some online accounts for software reviews based in the U.S. Problem is, Kenyan IPs are blacklisted. I am trying to hide my IP with expressvpn and using tenta to confirm no IP leaks. I have even adjusted the time zone and configured my mozilla browser to...
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    2 months off

    Hello guys, I have 2 months to go till I start my next job. I had a 3 months break from my last gig to the next one. Nimekaa one month bila kazi na siku hazisongi. Imekuwa self destruct. Pombe na mayengz. Having been used to doing something constructive with most of my days, I feel bored sana...
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    Huawei P30 Lite

    Hello Folks, Where can I buy a Huawei P30 Lite original (not refurbished) at a great price?
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    Bored Beyond Measure

    Ndugu si mtangoja. Dua la kuku halimpati mwewe. Kitunguu inanukia kunukia. US ndio pesa iko. Payment means ni uncountable sio paypal pekee. Wewe midget endelea kuchunishwa sukuma hapo ukifikiria you are the richest and most intelligent Kenyan just because you f*** some white cougars.
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    Bored Beyond Measure

    Kijanaaa I can assure you I make at least twice what you make ukichunishwa sukuma pale kwa Wajerumani. Toa suggestions za activities uache mehemehe
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    Bored Beyond Measure

    I work online helping students cheat their way through universities. I get these tasks and get people to write them. Sasa mchana I have too much time. Yaani nikilala asubuhi niamke saa sita then hadi saa tatu usiku niko idle. I just can't take it anymore. Nifanye nini na hii masaa? Msiniambie...
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    Online Writing

    Watu wangu wa online writing, saa hii ni msimu yetu ya kunukisha kitunguu. Inuke hadi maneighbor wakuje na kachumbari kudoea. Hii ni ile time ya kutokunywa ata one pint. Kazi tu dusk to dawn. Pombe ni pale January tukirelax holiday. Watu wachape kazi. Wale mlisema ati hii ni kazi ya utumwa...
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    Bibi kuchokesha

    Wadau, At times I feel so tired and confined in my marriage that I just want to walk out, change my phone number, and be gone forever. Kapuut. Kabisaaaa. Sasa kama leo nimetoka job nikafika home nikaona mtoi for 2 hours. Bibi stori tumecheka cheka. Alafu nikajitoa nikaingia local for one two...
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    Tinder 'bishes'

    Wagwana, nimeboeka na bibi na natafuta kampangoo pale Tinder so that I can feel alive again. Mimi ni fossil so ule mtambo si uelewi. Ebu wagwana nieleze how to snare one or two.
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    Miss Dowha

    ...and then you woke up!
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    Washika dau nisaidieni kwa mawaidha!

    Huyu bibi alikuoa either juu ulimuweka mimba ama juu alikuhurumia. She just wants to manipulate you. I have learnt that the best way to win your argument is to keep quiet. Kama wewe ni wa kabeer kama mimi, pitia kwa bar weekday na upewe chupa tatu pekee na ufike home 11pm. Amka mapema na uende...
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    Jana

    Ile mchele itatembea hapa! Tuesday utaandika hekaya vile ulifagiliwa nyumba na ukaamka na cd ikiwa kwa mdeki!
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    Chips Funga Reloaded

    Mchele mcheleeee alikuhepa vile aliskia unaishi kwa mathako!

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