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    Birrionea ameland Muthiga SLUM#2

    Nimekuja kuona performance ya veteran shiny eyed musician MASHETE
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    Undisclosed Lokeshen

    Wadau nimejipata hapa undisclosed lokeshen in deep dark cendro kenya.From what i can gather in the midst of these countless yellow yellow thighs and massive quantities of 'soup',mecho iko swafi. Will post photos afterwards taken from my top secret hidden camera,otherwise continue the feasting...
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    @snatchdragon

    Uza gari za mhindi polepole bila kusumbua.MEFFI!!
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    Error: too many connections,please try again later

    Am adding as many authentic features to my new village to mirror our much adored kenyanlist.Which other error messages do you remember popping up when the K-LIST admin was busy wanking to msupa's nudes in the free xxx section
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    I will open a New Village with Hookerz n Blackjack

    Before i end up like khashoggi in this place.. ps: i miss wanderi and free xxx..RIP
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    Leafy Suburb

    See u here...Waiting for a yellow yellow thighed kunguru anioshe mecho na mjulubengbeng
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    Niko SLUM

    Kama kawaida on the eve of this great nameless public holiday,dollar birrionea @rollout lazima angekamuwa lightskin akikamata the world's most liked beer-FAXE.Sasa mimi nimetulia hapa place fulani karibu family bank hata jina sijaambiwa na kunguru.My brand new showroom italian machine nime-ipark...
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    White Walker by Johnnie Walker(Distilled, Bottled & Blended North of the Wall)

    Now that this Gem is finally here in Kenya,i might just be tempted to sample it this weekend, but afterwards i will go back to my favourite beer FAXE
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    SLUM

    Vipi Wadau, Leo Dollar Birrionea nimeamua kuhama leafy suburbs kidogo niingie SLUM nione vile 8% inapeleka kunguru.Kama kawaida am relaxing with a can of the world's best beer FAXE nikikagua lightskins hapa 'AUTO CLINIC' - Wale wanaitambua,its the only place in RUAKA where waiters wear school...
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    Mecho imezuiwa kuwa safi

    I need to visit Somalia nisafishe mecho A court in the self-declared republic of Somaliland has sentenced a young poet to three years in jail. Nacima Qorane was found guilty of bringing the state into contempt by advocating for Somaliland to reunite with Somalia. Pressure groups in Somaliland...
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    A LESSON FROM THE CROW

    An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 year old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window. The Father asked his Son, “What is this?” The Son replied “It is a crow”. After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, “What is this?”...
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    The SUM of all fears

    Two years ago in January 2016,i wrote(thread unfortunately deleted) about a dark experience i was going through.Back then i thought it was the darkest point of my life and once i got through it with lessons learnt, i thought the rest of my life would be smooth sailing. Woe onto me the last three...
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    Asanteni sana wadau

    Thank you for the great advice, i have requested Uber select wamenichukua na range rover sport wakanileta hapa brew bistro.Nimepatana na my date today, mkamba flani ako na thighology kuruka.Shida ni moja, amekuwa akinigawia for the past few months sasa leo anadai kabla agawe i must tell her 'who...
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    NTSA has become a threat to threshold

    Ever since i narrowly escaped alcoblow pale karibu space lounge a few weeks ago,nimekuwa nikiteremsha my favourite drink FAXE nikiwa na baridi sana.Kwanza Leo Luna kunguru imeniita pale brew bistro na sioni nikitokea on account of alcoblow. Wadau,iko app ama channel pale telekram naweza pata Intel.
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    18+ 2.5M Ksh for thoroughly used coomer

    Eti hii takataka alilipiwa Ksh 2.5M as brideprice.Kwani mnakuwanga mumefungwa macho ama nini?
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    Mecho iko na mud particles

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    Ben Githae

    Hii Ngoma ya Shiny eyed Ben Pol Githae nimewekewa juzi na nyoka nikiwa kwake,needless to say niliikamuwa mpaka nikapithisha threshhold
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