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    @digi spotted in Bahamas

    Hahaha! I am still lying in bed smiling sheepishly mpaka wife thinks nimetumiwa kitu na kisorokwinyo ndio maana nachekacheka.
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    Okari finds Love

    It beats me how a man can be handed back his freedom and throw it away again so easily. Ni kama kutoka kwa jela na unajirudisha ndani tena. Prison monger? My wife always tells me that anajua tukiwachana ama akufe nitaoa almost immediately. Laiti angelijua. If such happens, I will throw a bash to...
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    Sonko to represent Africa in UN's New York conference

    My thoughts exactly. Knowing how he loves attention, DEA could easily use an attention grabbing event to nab him.
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    Sonko Vs Wamatangi, SANY at work

    Impunity has to end. Hapa ni wapi?
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    Ruto’s daughter plum diplomatic post in Europe – PHOTOS

    True. Siku ingine kulichinjwa ng'ombe kukawa na party home. Nikapewa niman sufuria ya nyama na funguo za store ya pombe. Sii maboys wangu wa base walishiba. Ukicome kama sikujui unakula mifupa. Boys nao ni minofu ya nyama. Drama ikawa jioni saa ya kulewa. Kama wewe ni garagaria na sikujui...
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    Car Insurance Premiums Set To Rise

    Wachana na huyo mshenzi hajui anasema nini. Collusion ile iko kwa insurance sector often makes the devil himself weep. Ile ukora iko kati ya insurance executives, garage owners, loss adjusters na investigators ustake jua.
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    Mboch kulaing..

    Mimi nishafika championship level kwa coitus interruptus but am still practising. My goal is to reach Olympic level in kumwaga inje before the end of this year. Wamejaribu kunitega na mimba lakini wapi. Hata wengine wakisuspect niko karibu kumwaga wananishika nimwage ndani but mimi nani...
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    auctioneers at mwalo city...

    Nimeamini sasa ukitaka kuibia waafrika wenzako, tafuta a mzungu chokora to be the face of your scam.
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    Wambui murder saga, kweli this hoes ain't loyal..

    Naona prescription ya red pill pia wewe ulipata na unameza vile inatakikana. I was on the verge of domesticating a kunguru as numero two but tangu nianze kumeza red pill, huwa nafanya exactly as you have described. Rinsing and repeating ad infinitum.
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    How top trader made millions from suspect Kobil share deal

    Your information is just as useless as a prostitute's panty. It serves no purpose. Shida ya kusema what happened at coop bank ni nini?
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    Pattni thrusts deep into Mnangawa the crocodile

    Their scale and execution was amateurish thus bringing disrepute to the crown. They had to go down. It happens even in villages where chicken thieves are beaten to death coz ni wizi ya ujinga. To bring my comment into perspective, just look at what BP idoing.
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    Pattni thrusts deep into Mnangawa the crocodile

    This is what all Kenyan looters should be doing. You loot outside to bring into the country not the other way round our looters are fond of. Brother Paul is a hero in this instance assuming he invested the loot in Kenya. That is what makes Europe prosperous. They loot overseas and bring the...
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    Captain William Ruto- one of the most powerful managers at the port : the man at the centre of port charges scam rocking the KPA

    I always tell my drinking buddies ruto akichukua kiti, NYS 1 & 2 and Afya house scandals will look like a children's Christmas party. Kales shine their eyes more than okuyus. Those guys are greedy mbaya.
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    Women can be heartless

    Hapo ndio MTU akiomba kidney yako unaenda river road unakam na barua ya daktari wa India to the effect that yako moja ishatolewa already.
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    DOCTORS ARE USELESS AND OVERPAID ! - An Easy job anyone can do !

    Further evidence that baba angeomba ten Bob anunue condom.
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    AIDE DE CAMP NONSENSE,.

    I hope that makes you feel better about the sorry affair with your leaders.
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    When you have a good weekend and forget to hide the effidence.

    Kuna Kikuyu kunguru iliniwacha na love bites kwa shingo na kifua after kukataa kumtomba.
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    AIDE DE CAMP NONSENSE,.

    Upus. Trump sijawahi muona akisimamiwa na ng'ombe nyuma yake akiongea. Msito Hollande alikuwa anaenda pekee yake kwa bike akienda kutomba kisorokwinyo. British PM hujibebea bag. PM was Sweden hufagia office yake na hapendi bodyguards na busybodies around him.
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