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  1. Jirani

    TBT Ktalk never forgets edition

    Remember when Gio posted his last cooking with Gio thread. The ugly face was telling us how he had cooked chicken breasts in peanut butter. At first the reaction especially from females were very positive. One mfemale even proposed to marry Gio bcoz of his cooking skills. Praises from a female...
  2. Jirani

    Birrionaires patieni huyu peasant kazi!! Ameteseka sana

    @Wakanyama kama kuna vacancy pale Butchery yako named "Jirani nimesullenda Butcheries" then patia huyu shining eyes mwezako kazi. Hata kama ni section ya mutura..hajakataa OK jokes aside. This is no laughing matter. Huyu msee amejitahidi and am sure he will get a job from one of those...
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    Why we Mguyz Some times refuse 2 lipa Mwhore* after Sex

    Ya'll saw that video of an enraged Mwhore breaking a Fisi's car windows b/c the fisi had used her body bt refused to pay. The Mwhore was like "coomer yangu coomer yangu hii coomer yangu". U might have witnessed other several brawls btwn Mwhores and clients over payment issues. So why do we...
  4. Jirani

    Many Kenyans wana hii tabia

    Picture first story will follow Many Kenyans wana hii tabia. I will tell u a story of a Kikuyu friend of mine here in Germany. Let's call him Njoroge. Njoro are those business minded pple. He comes from Nakuru. Njoro had planned to start biashara ya dairy farming in Kenya. Around January...
  5. Jirani

    Leo ni Leo

    Sisi kama Arsenali tuna support Leicester..Watu wa Kodi... NJM soccer, Phoenix, sportsdevil add ons should sort u out
  6. Jirani

    Mundu Mulosi & Lichoti ebu kujeni apa kiasi

    Don't worry i come in peace. Can both of u please take your time and read the attached transcript/testimony by one supu don. Take your time mabrathe. Mmesoma..so i am made to believe one imbecile = Lichoti (@uwesmake) and one mod = Mundu mulosi, right? Now Mr. Mundu are the above allegations...
  7. Jirani

    Hakuwa amekula kuku siku mingi

    Naongelea ule shining eyes Wakanyama. Mseh hakuwa amekula kuku siku mob...kidogo kidogo akaona hii We all know what happened next. Ehe as expected shining eyes alipiga hio doosh sweep na akachinja Akaipika pale mtaani..Alafu akatengeneza kasembe. Mseh Ako excited mbaya hadi ametoa Shati ndio...
  8. Jirani

    Ule mzito jay baby boy anakamata slices leo

    Na hasumbui..Nicole amesema tukutane meffi.. Endeni gugu translate kama hamnyiti kijeru l
  9. Jirani

    Hekaya fupi ya Mpiga Picha & the mboch!!

    Hapo zamani za kale (1990s) wakati smart phones hazikuwa kulikuwa na mpiga picha pale esto alikuwa anazungunga akipiga watu picha. His main customers walikuwa ma mboch since their bosses were not around during the day. Unapata mpiga picha na sana sana ilikuwa ni mkamba kadinyi named Mutua lakini...
  10. Jirani

    Martin Luther "BLACK".... Malcolm X " BLACK"..Jay BabyBoy-->

    HASUMBUI..ililala..ilichapwa ikalala with the switness and nyceness
  11. Jirani

    Video Games tulizopenda tukiwa watoi sasa ziko kwa smart phone

    If u grew up enzi za Nintendo console then Una tambua hii game ice climber!!wueh memories are made of this... Am currently playing it. Sijui kama naweza pata street fighter two..my favorite player alikuwa ule mjapanese mnono named Honda juu alikuwa anapatiana slaps and sweeps.
  12. Jirani

    Ukiambiwa Cheza chini...CHEZA CHINI mseh

    Birrionea aliambiwa acheze chini lakini akajiona yeye ni Okonkwo
  13. Jirani

    LIFE AFTER DEPORTATION:Why do Kenyans like laughing @Deported Kenyans?

    A friend of mine was deported recently from Germany. I don't know ni blunder gani alifanya huku Germany but news on the ground is that he was deported na anacheza chini pale Kenya. No one in Kenya (except his family) know he has been deported. His friends and relaz know jamaa is on his usual...
  14. Jirani

    Bingay Scrotum the type of NIGGA....

    @Bingwa Scrotum is g** coz he the type of chokosh >>> 1. Who looks at his own reflection in a mirror and kisses it while he tells it I love u baby 2. Who when watching porn says wawawa na si huyo msee amebeba..si ako na msedez kubwa. 3. Who mkiwa public urinals steals glances at other mguyz...
  15. Jirani

    Wueh @Meria Mata si Ndeches wakwako Ako B.A!!

    Wakubwa, I give u 1st lady wa freelance journalist wetu @Meria Mata. Kitu iko B.A Meria huyu ni waifuste(wife) wa kwako nini? Shika uzito Meria
  16. Jirani

    Embarrassing..Msinicheke: "Jana nimepea mzungu mzee CJ"

    Msinichekele wakubwa. I did'nt want to narrate this story to ya'll but imenisumbua sana and i was once advised that if u want kitu inaku disturb ikutoke then u need to spit it out. S0 ni hivi wakubwa, pombe ya weekday sio poa watu nguyaz. U might have noticed jana kutoka kedo 1oam sikuwa...
  17. Jirani

    Watu wa ku chips funga mfemales umepata club na hamjuani<---Chezeni chini

    Msee alichota mwoman akapeleka kejani (Chips funga rule No.1..ukichota mtu apana peleka yy kejani..mpeleke lodgo umskizie huko...na sazile una book lodgo room whisper to the guard/wochi huyu mwomen asitoke hio lodgo pekee yake and tip him/her 2sock..tell em utamwongezea ka chai ukitoka). Anyway...
  18. Jirani

    MCA seat is the new MP seat

    With foreign trips, huge allowances not too many responsibilities pple are now eyeing the MCA seat. f**k it I know many Kenyans in the Diaspora who have saved enuff warudi Kenya ma ushago zao and run for MCA..example I got a kyuk fatso buddy APA ujeru..NIGGA tayari is making several trips frm...
  19. Jirani

    @Fire ...RE: Substitute for XBMC

    The other day u asked this question Did u manage? if not then nigga try this..install FreeTelly. Iko na pre installed add ons and YOUTUBE iko pia link ya download and install ndio hii hapa https://www.tvaddons.ag/freetelly-launch/ I have already installed it. You can still keep your XBMC...
  20. Jirani

    Shining eyes Wakanyama stuck in Bukusu Sheppart-ress Ikusde while nyanduaring it

    Cjui ni nn usumbua Hawa watu? Wilberforce Kamau Waithaka a.k.a Wakanyama was caught red handed stuck in a neibaz dog ikusde. An eye witness who happens to be the neighbour's 7y.o son said he saw Wakanyama lure the dog named Wamboi with a piece of meat. The kid says he heard Wakanyama say "Wambo...

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