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    wakumbwa......

    Nimewekea wewe hapo Full Menu hadi ya watoto...... Leo nko lots of free time kufanya huu upus....YOU WELCOME
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    This guy from Mukuru wa Zukabaga...

    o_Oo_Oo_O:D:D:D:D:D
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    Shineyes villagers and Fines

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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    Shineyes villagers and Fines

    Hizi AOB ni ka?? Some of the funny reason i've heard ni.. Ku-knock gate and your people are not singing. Or if they are, its not loud enough. If its loud hawaskii. Now you wonder, mtaimba na pia muwaskizie?? Kuangalia mama ya dame eye to eye ukasmile kubeba mazawadi na boxes badala ya kiondoo...
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    Dealing with alcohol lows

    Wont tell you to stop taking Akoho..Coz pia mimi nlishindwa kuwacha. Its good for wharever. LAKNI nasupport, Kama you taking cheap Liquor, SITOP. Kama unakunywa ndo umalize yenye iko kwa fridge ama Shelf SITOP. Club owner will just order more. Kama wewe hujipata ukikunywa mingi kuzidi coz...
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    Of people who can never be assisted in life

    Hehehe huyu ungewachia kofi ya macho instead...Tha hell.
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    JUST SAYING

    Am Beeeeeeck..... :cool::cool::cool:
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    Wenye Nchi.

    8yrs Primary, 4yrs Secondary, 25yrs za kugather knowledge hapa kule and hussling but still hiyo figure ya just a kawaida Nanny for a month ni shida....Ama we give it two months salo ndo nisikae peasant sana......How now.....Isoryt:rolleyes::rolleyes: *Poor Mans way of comforting* YOTE NI VANITY...
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    Normal people with crazy names

    Yes i know of a guy called John Njoki. Nliuuliza his cousin why he was named Njoki and the response was since the dad disappeared anachukua ya mama... Census Kitusuru Location back in 2009. Lady Called >> Larrykinglivewebsite Atieno.......:confused::confused::confused:How now?? High School...
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    Passaris

    HEHEHEHEHEEEHE........:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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    FOLLOWING THE THREAD ABOUT JIMMY WANJIGI DEMISE JOKE RUNNING AROUND INTERWEBS

    Most of their wordings ni more or less swahili....Only that you add "dze" I like it though, had a giriama friend from Malindi..tried to learn a new word everyday..
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    FOLLOWING THE THREAD ABOUT JIMMY WANJIGI DEMISE JOKE RUNNING AROUND INTERWEBS

    Just had to reply to this....Want you to tell if i'm right... Ndasindza simanya nawee... Thats how you supposed to respond. right???
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    Fuel Your car with the cheapest but legit fuel

    This article imefanya nikalearn something new on Planes....Thanks Hii Kitu has 7 tanks and burns 4litres per Sec. A flight of 10hrs itaconsume around 150,000 litres for a Boeing 747.
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    Huu Ujinga Mtaacha Lini

    YES, YES, YEEEEEEEEEEES.....They should pay for NHIF. Unless i'm reading you wrong; how else should it work?? HHmmm! Get a Card, Pay for it every month {with or without acquiring the services offered} and when in need yourself, Acquire the Free Services you verily want by producing the card...
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    Kisumu residents protest outside EABL, say locals must get jobs

    I'm still tryna figure how this ..................and "peaceful" Demo's for Employment consideration are related?? Quite sure if those guys are patted,Lazima mawe iko kwa mfuko ile ya Just in case...like they say.
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    Mboch and carwash

    One thing naeza kubaliana na burukenge ka wewe... Funza wao kuwa responsible mapema. Good stuff
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    Weekend getaway destinations (suggestions)

    Gone through it.. The one place I've seen offering camping hapo inakaa ni just a utilisation of the small extra space they have outside na ni ndogo... Judging by the image.. Rooms are their key thing... Hakuna place open field like vile fisherman iko or cray fish.. Bandas or rooms ni...
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    Weekend getaway destinations (suggestions)

    Wewe umetumwa God sent mwenyewe... Iko hivi mblatha... I do camping na hike mara Mob... Hii route ya Naivasha, Nakuru hadi Nyahururu ata inaeza nipa jina... Nkaulizia some guy mombatha lakini hakuna mtu anajua camp site... Saidia mimi na directions za hii Tiwi na contact details ka unazo...
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    Kemcho!

    Oooooo....Nooooooo... Is the Visa/ boarder thing effective.??? Blame it on Uhuru...
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    Mwanaume Kamili!! (Birrionare's club)

    Hii ata nki -own sijui vitu mingi ntatumia kwa kufanyia nini... Ata nkiona kitu naeza fungua, Alafu....?? Kufungua si shida, shida ni after numefungua..what do I do.. And for that reason.. Hii I'll pass wacha niishi kuwa Jike

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