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    building a home

    Wacha umang'aa ng'ombe hii. You have two other homes but have got no idea kama 500k can start you off in building a home. Okey!!!
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    EXCLUSIVE : Ever heard of FUTUREWEI??! Huawei's research firm!!

    Upuss. Leta summary.
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    Esther Arunga....

    The power is called dickmatisation.
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    Esther Arunga....

    Amebeat mbayas.
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    Esther Arunga....

    Ile kitu najua aliwekewa in a finger of God. Where, you ask? Your guess is as good as mine.
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    Nyama

    Niliwahi pigwa na a serious bout of H. Pylori in 2016 after kukula hip food for days on end. Chakula ya supermarket kwanza animal proteins nilisema khandi tawe!!!!!
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    Post wall validation aka attention seeking :Patieni yeye likes

    Jisas!!! Ghai!!!! No!!!!!!!! Hapana!!!!
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    Wedding of the Year: Anne Waiguru Weds Kamotho Waiganjo

    Yes as it adds the number of sufurias of ugali in your house.
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    Wedding of the Year: Anne Waiguru Weds Kamotho Waiganjo

    It would have been funny had it not been so tragic. Hospitals in shambles, services grinding to a halt but governor has time and resources to upgrade abroad leading to her grand wedding.
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    Lesson from Rwanda: Poverty shouldn't be an excuse to be dirty

    I want you to do a simple experiment. Every time you visit an establishment, first go to their toilet then proceed to what brought you in. Iwe pub, hospital, govt office, private office name it, visit the toilets first. After you engagement on what brought you, I want you to prepare three...
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    The dude was married. He even wore a ring.

    Expert wa passive income ushanena.
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    Smart Bracelet

    It happens every time a smart watch is bought by an idiot.
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    Passive income:Investment options

    Kweli kabisa. Kama wewe. Umekafunga mpaka uko na gari mbili; moja 1500cc ingine 2500cc. Uligongesha moja but hukusikia kitu. Wewe huchill ukitegea clubs za uptown zenye peasants hawewezi kunotice your beauty and brownskin wakununulie pilsner on an empty stomach.
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    Bongolala

    Is Kenya being run any better?
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    Joke of the Day

    Nani aliroga Nairobi?
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    ICE Mass Arrests this Weekend

    Unafikiria msako majuu ni kama huku vumbistani kwa kina @pamba ? Huko hotels, truck stops, real estate agents, hospitals and the likes wanaambiwa wakae ridho. Immigrants Trump ako rada yao mbaya.
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    How to keep wealth

    We are copying Western lifestyles bila kufikiria. In a country bereft of social services, a gamble with one or two kids kama unajiweza ni umeffi. If in doubt, visit any cancer, heart or diabetic centre ujionee. Wazee wenye wako na watoto wengi hawaza worry mingi kama wale wako na mtoi mmoja.
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    Marriage Affidavit

    Hio kitu utajifunga nayo kama MTU unachukulia ni kunguru. Unless iwe wife amekuzalia and there is really a compelling reason, ondokea.
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    This Brings Tears of Joy to my eyes.. LMFAOOOO

    I will claim mine for sleeping in a chang'aa den for a week bila kuoga aka kusugua meno.
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    This Brings Tears of Joy to my eyes.. LMFAOOOO

    Do you have a documented case of kuku kuuma MTU akakufa? I would wish to research that for my upcoming PhD thesis in clinical pentamology.

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