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    Nakuru Traffic

    Wallahi ile jam iko Nakuru, wah. Fucked up. Been stuck here for the last two hours. Was supposed to be in Nairobi by 4 but now am barely out of Nakuru. It's terrible traffic.
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    Shaving bumps

    I have these shaving pimples that have grown on one side of my face. Hapa kwa mashavu mahali huwa na ndevu (i shave kwasababu humisumbua zikimea and I dont like nikikaa jangilish) niko na pimples na zina nisumbua. Sometimes they even swell and have puss inside. Kwa kinyozi zikitobolewa napata...
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    A new disease. E.M.P.D

    Huyu jamaa bwana. I have never seen a man so idle. Kila mahali naenda naona a new handle anaitwa Bingwa. Kidogo naangalia and the fucking handle reverts to bingwaish character. Im coming up with a conspiracy. You have to give it to the admin. He's a darn smart man. The admin is the owner of...
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    Dislike Button

    @admin si ututengenezee dislike button. Instead of having a like button only, we can have a dislike button yenye hata inaweza kula likes ya mtu. Like if you get 5 dislikes from a single post unakuliwa like moja... Also, it would go a long way to show what we dislike about a post or even wale...
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    18+ Merry Xmas

    Kamateni xmas cookies. Asandeni. Enjoy your xmas.
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    Since leo ni Sunday..... Funny thing i have observed

    I am saying this in all honesty and sincerity. I went to a new church two weeks ago. I just felt like going to a new church. Kutembea tu. Nikapata a contemporary church pale 87, waiyaki way by a pastor Murimi from Nyeri or something like that. The guy looked quite young. Maybe in his 30s or...
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    Who was Complaining About Graffiti on Matatus?

    And that its a wannabe stunt....... sijui michuki rules.... akuje hapa nimpashe na nimsomeshe hiyo ujinga yake. Who was he?
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    Nimeharibu biashara?

    I could post this under business or sex and relationships so nimeona niweke general. Amyway, leo nimeamka kawaida. Nikaingia kwa ofisi. Nikafanya mambo moja mbili. Kama k, receptionist akanibrief brah brah mob then nikatoka nilikuwa na meeting 9. Mimi huyo mbio mbio nikachukua team tukaanza...
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    Shetani inaitwa @mututho wa kk

    Sasa hiyo ni video gani umeweka kwa hiyo thread ya this man. You are very dense..... sasa si hawa employees watanikosea heshima. Goma.
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    Official Thread: 2nd Term 4th President Of Kenya

    Now lets pour our minds.... 2022
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    Kameleon na Katumbo

    Chameleon ni jubilee damu. Alijua kile alikuwa ameambiwa afanye. Mtamuona kwa press conference akijaribu kufinyilia kicheko. Ama ashindwe acheke bahati mbaya. Naye jamaa wa multibet zile pesa zote aliiba kwa county zimeisha tu hivo. Anywho, watu ni wajanja Fujo wamekataa. Kenya TIBIM...
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    Killing an account

    @admin , how would someone permanently delete an account? If the feature is not available, you should consider it.. Asante.
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    Eucalyptus/ Bluegum sale

    I have very mature eucalyptus trees that i would like to sell as where is or as timber. I would appreciate valuable advice. Who or how will be appreciated. Nitakuwekea za macho mpangoni.
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    18+ Kuku na Kifaranga. 1st Chapter. The Village

    The bible says, “Do not have sexual relations with both a woman and her daughter. And do not take her granddaughter, whether her son’s daughter or her daughter’s daughter, and have sexual relations with her. They are close relatives, and this would be a wicked act. Leviticus 18:17 NLT I seek...
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    18+ Kuku na Kifaranga. 2nd Chapter. Carol.

    I had not even uttered a word when she said, " usijali mambo ya chakula nitakukatia kandizi na niwawekee vitu kidogo. " i was so confused the only thing i could manage was, "Lakini niko na haraka." She took that as a Yes then sped off.. Five minutes later, i swear ikiwa imeenda sana ilikuwa 7...
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    18+ Kuku na Kifaranga. Last and final Chapter. Mirri.

    Monday 11a.m Sunday had been a long day. At around midday majamaa walikuwa wamekam. Tukaenda some place ngong road tukakunywa mpaka early morning hours so i overslept on Monday. I was woken up by the ringing of my phone. It was Mirri. "Sasa? Nimekupigia huchukui. Niko hapa ruiru karibu kufika...
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    Admin Consider

    I have a suggestion and will go straight to the point. While the development of ktalk was the back to back adoption of klist, I think it was blindsided. While copying the good stuff, the bad stuff was undiscriminatingly adopted. While I highly applaud the noble idea, I would like to address an...
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    Explicit Falling for a church girl.

    She texted me when she got home. What followed was a long conversation on christianity and what nots..... i was not sure of another date. So I gave up. She was persistent and warm and in no time, while my greatest ambition would have been sex, I was hooked to the back and forth game. We had...
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    18+ The Thrill of The Chase

    I consider myself a full man, able bodied and both psychologically and mentally strong. I love women, head to toe via the clit corridor. However, I consider myself 'special' because I dont really enjoy the chase. More times than not, I find myself letting go of a 'hard to get' woman. The...
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    Since now @wakanyaks confessed to being @Isabella......

    https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/humiliation.46311/ Si utufungulie inbox tuone wale maninja walikuwa wanaomba mkia wakifikiri ni slices. Najua hapo @Mzee mzima na @Uwesmakei hawezi kosa..... anika majamaa bana.

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