• Happy New Year, and Wishing You A Productive 2021

Search results

  1. le scumbag

    Happy New Year

    Since admin decided watu kama sisi wa mobile log ins hawataki huku kwa kijiji,wacheni niache hii salamu za New Year hapa juu nimeingia cyber kutafutana na madocument za KRA. I hope he,admin na wenzake are happy now that they have managed to alienate the non millionaires from KTalk. Ningetusiana...
  2. le scumbag

    This Thread...2

    They tell me that I lost the argument with the nduthi. When they mention the nduthi,my thoughts turn to @kush yule mnono and I think they are right. Kush,can I ask for a rematch... Am sitting here looking at the cleaner being lazy, listening to this guy saying in a Muiru like voice "majengo...
  3. le scumbag

    This Thread...

    I woke up about an hour a go. As usual I logged into KTalk to see what you buggers have been up to...and I find that there is nothing special about today's listings. Ni ujinga tu ile ya kawaida,hekayas without mbica,half truths and whole lies... It got me thinking. What if the one man news...
  4. le scumbag

    @Msa Ktalkers

    Tudor,Tudor 4,Tudor Noorah,Kiziwi,Buxton, Kaa Chonjo,Makupa hakuna stima. Guraya,Mwembe Tayari,Majengo,Sparki hakuna stima. Where you are kuna stima? cc @Meria Mata @bjurmann @MISCHIEF
  5. le scumbag

    Music Industry

    Can some please explain who is who in this industry in regards to music royalties. I have adverts from MCSK,PRISK and KAMP. What do all these group do and who do they represent? They all claim to be products of the constitution and laws of Kenya... And they all demand payments from anyone...
  6. le scumbag

    @Jirani Kwani Umegwaya MaNew Villagers?

    @Jirani kwani what has happened to that thread of yours www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/yawa-napenda-Sana.13968 Umeogopa vile ma NV @Rhapsody and @Joe Snr wamechangamkia hiyo thread na comments za upus mpaka ukaipull down ama? Leo umenishangaza?
  7. le scumbag

    Mkufool AKA @mkufuu

    @Mkufuu where is you latest installment of the "How To..." series. After the How To Be Fisi and How To Text posts,I have been waiting for another installment na sioni. Vipi bana?
  8. le scumbag

    Sunday Nation Page 29

    I have no idea what KCB and their advertising agency are upto,but I found that advert just hilarious. Watu wa mbica poteleeni mbali...
  9. le scumbag

    Life In A Flash

    Majamaa,today,I saw my life flash before my eyes. A few hours ago,at around 11 am,I got hit by a motor cycle. Am crossing the road and in my mind nikaiona bike. I guess I thought iko mbali. Before I could say *** you,here was the bike. Tried jumping out of it way but the side mirror hit me. I...
  10. le scumbag

    How Many Cars

    It is public knowledge that only @Luther12 and I are the only ones who use Legsus as our only means of transport. So I decided to go to a driving school,to improve my driving skills since driving a legsus requires minimal skills. I went to one of those driving schools that advertise a guaranteed...
  11. le scumbag

    Blue Handles...

    My friend's name is John. He is a nice guy as far as nice guys go. John comes from the larger Kiambu county. He is also well traveled in Kenya. He has traveled from Lungalunga on the Tanzanian border to Busia on the Ugandan border. In the course of his travels he has met and interacted with a...
  12. le scumbag

    Taabu

    The year was 2007. Taabu was a Tanzanian of Chagga decent. Today,she would be called a momo. Mimi biz ya mat kiasi huko Tudor. One day,on my way home,naelekea Muoroto after kupark gari la wenyewe. Muoroto ni slum in Tudor. Nishapiga ma KK zangu (zile za karatasi) na nikatema gomba. Kupita...
  13. le scumbag

    Matatu Wisdom

    Forget witty saying on lesos. Some clever guys have found a new media to put across thought provoking sayings. On several Matatus in Mombasa,there are some very funny quotes that give the mats their unique identities. Sample these quotes... - Usilaumu mpishi,mawe hayaivi - Bata hata umlishe...
  14. le scumbag

    Goodmorning

    I haven't woken up this early of late. Today I have woken up feeling very magnanimous. Feeling like nothing can touch me. Feeling like the King of the road. Today,I feel that I can tolerate all the shit from the so called V.Es and all the nonsensical questions from the new villagers... You won't...
  15. le scumbag

    I Sliced My Cousin

    This is no hekaya. I swear it is the real truth,nothing but the truth. To the best of my recollection. Back in the day when I was still a hot blood horny nigger,the company I used to work for sent me to work in the Mombasa branch. In Mombasa,I shacked up with a cousin of mine in Bamburi near...
  16. le scumbag

    Epic Journey...

    Do you know that there were 18 towns between Mombasa and Nairobi but with the growth of Konza the number is now 19? And that does not include Nairobi and Mombasa. Way back in the 90s,pombe still very affordable, Mututho had not come to spoil the party and the thing called second generation did...
  17. le scumbag

    Ukienda Shimo

    Am back. Picture this. You get into an altercation with Kanju askaris and you find yourself spending a night in a police cell. Friendly cops you know including a DOCS can not help you sababu wewe ni mtu wa kanju. The following day you are before a county court judge who lets you off with a 30K...
  18. le scumbag

    Purr_27 1- 0 The Heathens,Makafiri na Hao Wengine

    Need I say more.... Tutaonana...@admin and the rest of you. I will be back to put an official email address yeyote atakaye ni miss anichoree hapo. In the meantime,wach nikafundishwe kuongea Kiswahili Sanifu huko Jamii Forums as I wait to be vetted huko Kenyagen..
  19. le scumbag

    How Did It Happen

    ati timu ya msichana louise ilidrop? heehhheheee...hao wengine mnawajua....
  20. le scumbag

    HEEEEELP

    Hi Talkers, Its end month n I did not go tangatangaring this time round.I am facing a home alone weekend and considering the fact I neither drink not chew the twigs,I am will be staring at blank walls if you do not step in and drop a few tiltels of some good movies that I can get and watch. Who...

Top