As I was growing up I came to believe that my uncle hate me for no reason...
But now nmekuwa uncle wa mtu na nmejua ni kwanini?
Imagine some f**king niggah anajaza your sisters mimba,mzigo inarudi home and you have nothing to do but help.
Ukijaribu kupiga hesabu vile unagharamkia...
There is this chick nilifaulu kuweka box late November last year. All was well until recently ameanza upuz based on nothing particularly.
Early March Tuli mute-iana for about a week bcoz of unanswered phone call. Some days back nimempigia simu tukabonga poa then suddenly ananishow and I...
Imagine kunguru imejileta baada ya kumkimbiza for some months.Full erection ii muda yote only to die nikipanuliwa.
Haki my villagers mnisaidie, how can I curb this problem. Kunguru imenichekea tu na kuniambia nisijali. I felt useless mbele yake.
Help a brother pliz nione kama...
I counted his ribs,
One... two... three... Oh!... I can’t!
Scarcely scattered yellowish hair,
Staring and tired sunken eyes,
Is there something to eat?
They seem to ask.
Wiry limbs.
Never ending growling 'kwarshiorkored' stomach,
Co-ordinate with the exhausted brain,
To imagine a lump...
Dear Ann(Apple of my eye),
Hello there? I think it is years since I wrote to you.You may think it is a long time but I don't like hanging around somebody's wife. Also I hav been busy reconstructing my love life after your unnoticable departure.
This round I don't have pressing...
... is taught in secondary school. Coz I was bozo enough not to catch up with the teacher hii subject sikushika vizuri. That is not the case by the way.
Now there is 'NO' presidentse how and who is responsible of running the government. In case of emergency, international reprensentation.
Mabingwa, how do you upload media files? Although na click 'upload a file' hainipeleki kwa 'choose file'. Am using Opera mini beta Browser... Mkifauli kunisaidia nitawasafisha macho....
Niliacha kuenda kanisani due to personal reasons. Hata hivyo wale wanaenda kanisani watuombee.
Halafu hii tabia ya kubaguana tuache, kanisa lingine linajiona liko superior kuliko lingine. Na wale wanaenda kanisani wanadharau wale hawaendi, especially 'ex church goers', najua MUNGU...
Next week watoto watarudi shule, if you are in this forum and wewe bado ni student, my advice is SOMA KWA BIDII. CANDIDATES I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST. Hata hivyo lemme take you nearly a decade back.
Sijui niseme we're lucky enough to be pioneers of a certain secondary school. Ama ju...
It was a wonderful morning. The breakfast, cold tea with two slices of kenblest bread,taken at 5 am, you can not survive hunger pangs before sunrise. Lucky dudes who manage to hustle an extra block the evening b4 are the ones who, at least, survive it.
Morning parade follows forth with...
I hav a cruch on petite ladies, tumatiti kiasi, mwili kadogo ukikunjas inakujinga.
So kuna haka ka matha apa, watoi watatu na bado ako na looks ya 16yrs old girl ...I rarely see her husband.
Mm nmefungua ka retail hapo kando so this Mama ni frenquent customer na sometimes anachukua vitu on...