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    Madam Boss Akothee Personally Delivers Relief Food To Turukana

    And that little piece of praise from an anonymous stranger on the internet is all she's going to get. Matthew 6 says it clearly. Do not give to the needy and make a show of it, because worldly praise is all you are going to get. Hata wakisema God Bless You ngapi hakuna kitu ingine utapata. "1...
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    Urithi Sacco & Urithi Housing Cooperative Society

    Hi ndo ufala sijawahi elewa. Nilikua Kwa Sacco fulani nilikua nimesave 100k. Nikawauliza wanipe loan ya 200k wakakataa. Nikawaambia wanirudishie mia yangu basi. Wakasema niandike barua lakini pesa nitapata after 60 days, lakini kama nataka 100k the following day niapply kama loan!
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    Turkana County

    Tafadhali usijaribu kutetea hizo fisi za county government.
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    Any benefit of using EPS Prefabricated panels instead usual mawe, cement, kokoto...

    This technology assumes shags modos won't bang 6-inch nails into the wall for hanging curtains and graduation photos. Makosa sana!
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    Subaru lion introductory price surprises many!

    Hapa unaongeza tu mita tatu unachomoka na Tesla Model 3. https://www.tesla.com/en_GB/model3 Lakini surely ni nini husumbua watu?
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    M-Shwari

    Nyinyi watu was mshahara ya receptionist mnasumbua.
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    Pastor to be charged for resurrecting dead man

    Maa ya Ngai maa.
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    Pastor to be charged for resurrecting dead man

    You're beyond help. Bye!
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    Pastor to be charged for resurrecting dead man

    That's not how logic works. Or let's try it your way. I have a magic calabash that fills my store with paper money every morning. Convince anyone that I don't.
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    Pastor to be charged for resurrecting dead man

    Way back masiku za Elijah. Ati wasee walienda kuzika msee wao huko jangwani. Kidogo wakaona wamefuatwa na adui wakakimbia wakarushanisha mwili kwa cave ilikua karibu na kutoka unyoya. Kumbe cave yenyewe ilikua na mifupa za hayati Elijah. Ati mwili iliguza mifupa msee akafufuka pia yeye akatoka...
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    I Never Walk Alone: Liverpool yaua nyoka leo

    More injuries to United please... And quick recovery afterwards.
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    18+ Yaani women can be this thirsty? waaah

    Huo jamaa has just had an idea!
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    It's always good to go for genetic testing and Marry FAR from home. These recessive Genes arise when you hit close to home

    This is the saddest thing I've ever heard. Someone has lost 4 kids and you're here talking nonsense? You're an assohle.
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    Bike Accessories

    Nadai hio nanga babaa. Yangu imerun thread kwa pedal na staki kueka mchina.
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    HELB is kicking people who are down and out

    Not to long ago, I had a job as a "BOG" teacher in a day secondary school. I was getting 8k. Hio ndio ilikua gross na net. You got called to the bursar's office, unahesabiwa zako in old hundreds and 50s, unajitoa. And guys were always dropping their CVs the school. What made me leave...
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    Where at thee

    *Where art thou?
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    Kila mtoto hukuja na sahani yake falacy

    I can bet you have no children of your own. This arrogance and African self-hate can only come from a person with self-esteem issues and a shitty personality.

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