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  1. SnazzyKenyan

    NSE share sale

    I have advised my stockbroker, Sterling Capital, to sell some shares. How long will it take for them to remit the cash in my account at Ekwiti? (Av never sold again, I just buy small bits)
  2. SnazzyKenyan

    Nimekuja

    HFD all her fuckers..sorry..Fathers. Wale walikuwa na analysis miingi eti sijui mama wa uji hubeba mitungi za kilo ngapi, sijui vibanda za Westie n watnot wer all nothing but know it alls. IRN, nilifungua baze ya mutura na vichwa. Not bad. Iko sawa, n its better than employment. Problem is...
  3. SnazzyKenyan

    My morning rant?

    Source: mBusiness nDairry Meru County has the highest percentage of people living with disability, a survey by the Kenya National Bureau of Statistics (KNBS) shows. According to the study released a fortnight ago, Meru has 8.5 per cent of persons with disability followed by Vihiga (6.3 per...
  4. SnazzyKenyan

    Meru bootylicious MILF

    C&P Source: The Star 'Corridors of Power' A former Jubilee MP has become a bother at Harambee House Annex. She is said to be looking for a job after losing last year’s polls. She recently visited the office of the DP begging for an appointment, but was stunned after she was told off for...
  5. SnazzyKenyan

    Set a thief to...cc @spear

    Greetings villagers.hope y'all ferkers had a good Pasaka. Sawa tunaomba murudi 'kwenu'Nairobi mutuachie amani kijijini To my story; @spear sijui nikupee jina la OCS huku kwetu apigwe promotion awe OCPD. Guy is a wise man. The Nyumba Kumi effort seemed to dwindle, wisi inaendelea na pia fobe...
  6. SnazzyKenyan

    Wueh! @Luther12 n magwiji wengine wa FTA

    Shukran for sharing all the info. Apparently I read all past threads on the same, today, but kufika kwa multi LNB setup maneno yamekuwa magumu. Let's juz say its not that easy DIY.
  7. SnazzyKenyan

    Wanyama Goal

    Like I had predicted, ile 'nduki' has won him Feb goal of the month.
  8. SnazzyKenyan

    (schupid)Peoples Assembly Process suspended

    Hii inamaanisha nini? Nimeona ni BREAKING NEWS kwa githeri media.
  9. SnazzyKenyan

    SMS kutoka kwa MWK

    Now, apparently this is the text I got after a night of DF.(nilipigwa na bumbuazi kama KaLooser na Weta n maDvD). Background:; she is a biz woman, established her first biz ikakwama, left her hubby, went home but after a while they reconciled. Now, the hubby is what we call 'small penis'...
  10. SnazzyKenyan

    Arsenal woes

    Wooooiiii Hata #6 itakuwa kwa bahati kubwa
  11. SnazzyKenyan

    4G hoiyeee

    Nimeona X-Tigi fone 4G na iko na 3GB intnl mem. Bei iko sawa. @spear Jubilee maendeleo naona faimba inatamba huku. Lakini nina jambo upitishie Kimwana. Meru 'tunasukuru kwasabaabuu Munya ako kwa serikali yako na pia Mpuru Abuurii ni wasiri wa Hist Hafrika, na Kiraytuu amekuwa ngavana.Rinturi...
  12. SnazzyKenyan

    Wadau

    Siombi sweep au matusi. Nimeshika ketepa BT sina form ya soda (sio pombe). Mbirioneas jameni nirushieni hata 30 Bob tu.paybill ni 892725. Ukieka niambie tu lokeshen imejiandikaje hapo kwa rununu yako n amount.CSI sijawapa kazi, I know you can backtrack. Confidentiality guaranteed.
  13. SnazzyKenyan

    Quitters n Teetotallers

    Been the hell of ride. Insomnia n all, missed company ya drinking buddies, tapping asses etc. Bonus=ballooning appetite 11th day today n Inshallah many more to come. Kumbe this is how it feels?
  14. SnazzyKenyan

    Monday rant

    @Ice_Cube Mzito leta wrink. I detest ktalkers who sit behind their keyboards or (sumsung) phones n talk shit. There was a thread abt environment,deforestation n shit. Shida ni (ka huelewi Swa, usinisumbue)!!, guys comm.. Wacha nikojoe nije
  15. SnazzyKenyan

    EABL sorghum agents

    Am looking for certified agents, those who supply white sorghum to Ruaraka. Nina mzigo
  16. SnazzyKenyan

    Choma hao

    Watu wa mediachieth kimbieni village inaitwa Ng'onga, Central Imenti. Wezi watatu wamewekwa tyre, 2 more run to a nearby Police station 'kujisalimisha'. Boda operators r baying for their blood.
  17. SnazzyKenyan

    aMerucan faimbaa

    Ndio naona tunaangushiwa zile cables.hii inamaanisha tutakuwa na 4G sasa minunue
  18. SnazzyKenyan

    Cyber movie biz

    Cc @Tommy Lee Sparta A lady friend of mine had a movie biz but akafunga.she told me the reason was paytv n internet spoils this biz. Now, am getting an idea to open a business thtl appeal to the xaxa generation as am getting a cheap premise near an Institute. Was wondering if itl b viable...
  19. SnazzyKenyan

    Wanaume baanaaa!

    So my barber n I r catching pints at our local yesternight n he gives me a sob story with the headline 'Marrying an illiterate woman ni kujichoma ukiona'. Clearly he was stressed. Hekaya; he cohabited with a single mum who was employed kwa hoteli fulani. Akamfanyia 'panel beating' hadi akakuwa...
  20. SnazzyKenyan

    An easy Sunday

    Am juz listening to a mixtape with awesome praise n worship Kenyan songs like one with lyrics that go like "nikupendeze" as in 'all my ways please the most high.' n anaa one one singing "Mungu anainua watu wote, anaangalia ndani ya roho yako...' My heart is at peace. Am relaxed. 2013 till 2017...

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