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  1. Nostradumbass

    Hasla got 60% of his votes from Mt Kenya, so Mt Kenya should get 60% of govt

    Uhuru hakufanya kazi buana:D:D
  2. Nostradumbass

    Tallying Super Thread Part 2

    True,dude gave me hope wakati jamaa ya "amefanya kasss buana" ilikuwa inarusha mabomu...
  3. Nostradumbass

    Handshake loading!

    Ruto amesema hakuna handshek,labda kikombe ya chai
  4. Nostradumbass

    JSKS the 5th

    WSR is the Fifth.
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    Tallying Super Thread Part 2

    Ya Reuters gani?? Yenye walikuwa wamepea baba 44mil ama Kuna ingine???
  6. Nostradumbass

    Top UDA officials kidnapped at BOMAS

    You beat me to it ,good sir... Sani aache umeffi.
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    Tallying Super Thread

    Unverified reports from wang'uru ni ati kunakaa kuwaka juu ya ngafana votes.
  8. Nostradumbass

    Last kicks of a dead donkey - RIP

    @sani acha kutuweka tumbo joto bana...Guiness utafanya ikose kuteremsha fisurrri
  9. Nostradumbass

    Baba leading

    According to NTV Ruto is at 51.55% and Rao at 47.80%.... Citizen TV has Rao at 50.51% and Ruto at 48.09%.. Hii watu nachanganya Mimi....ata hangover haitoki fisuuurrrri
  10. Nostradumbass

    Kikuyus don't consider Kirinyaga people to be Kikuyus. Raila did not consider this fact. Heri Sabina chege.

    Ndûtige ngoma mwanake,niî ndî mûkîrînyaga,tajîîra kana gîkî nî kîembû ndandîka.
  11. Nostradumbass

    I can authoritatively confirm that Ruto will win the elections....

    :D:D:D:Dhii kitu ni noma.
  12. Nostradumbass

    Vera Sidika'a son (https://www.citizen.digital/entertainment/busia-man-claims-to-be-vera-sidikas-son-n301896)

    U
  13. Nostradumbass

    Asanteni

    May His Soul Rest in Eternal Peace.
  14. Nostradumbass

    Relative Kumbaff.

    Sijui watu wengine hukuwa aje. Last year kindu may ,Kuna mujamaa relative yangu alinipigia simu kunshow ako na kitu anataka tuongee,nkampea location place tutapatana tao. Ninja alikuja sweating like a pig na macho iko red ka nyanya,akanpea story. Apparently,he'd f**k up kwenye anafanya job na...
  15. Nostradumbass

    Have you ever smashed a woman you thought you could never smash? (Hekaya alert)

    Hehehe,wueh mi nmekumbuka back in 2014 nkiwa coast,there's this chic from shagz kalikuja kutembelea auntie yake Msa. Nkakatext hivi kimchezo mchezo ,tukachat for some days nkasema acha niombe beehive...wueh,wadau kaschana miaka kadhaa younger than me but jibu kalinipea ,ati "kijana,ukiniangalia...
  16. Nostradumbass

    China says it may have discovered aliens

    :D:D:D
  17. Nostradumbass

    Uhuru ametumaliza walahi

    Amefanya kazi buana:D:D
  18. Nostradumbass

    Ruto's Kirinyaga rally photos were not 'photoshopped'

    That Sunday ,I was at Wang'uru town,and truth be told,the crowd was huge.
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    18+ utmost regret: kukulia beshte bibi

    Acha nikitulia nitaangusha hekaya.
  20. Nostradumbass

    18+ utmost regret: kukulia beshte bibi

    Kukuliwa na kukuliana ni normal,nko na hekaya but nkiangusha hapa ntakuwa nmejianika kama mahindi.

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