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    the system is flawed

    It's a relief now that the rains are here, nimeona iko mahali hata snow imejaa.Anyway i woke up early today and it was raining so i decided to go back to bed, one thing i noticed is small kids as early as 5am waiting for their school bus.Why are kindergarten & Nursery babies stressed like this...
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    old skool: what a lie

    This will always be a classic.what happened to wailing souls?
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    URP MP Alfred Keter Threatening Gilgil Weighbridge Staff for Refusing Corruption

    Jamaa anasema " i f**k innocent people"
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    story time

    A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. “That laundry is not very clean; she doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap.” Her husband looks on...
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    story time

    A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?" the mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: "There is a mousetrap in the house...
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    weekend movie

    Nko na mneti poa, which movie should i download for the weekend.?
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    Hii nilijua haingelast

    The most publicized relationship between a village boy and a lady from a wealthy Indian family has come to a drastic end.The union between Timothy Khamala and Sarika Patel received massive media attention and the couple got a lot of goodwill and were even offered jobs at a local sugar...
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    wazungus are so daring

    suspended jaccuzzi
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    Girlfriend mistakes

    girlfriend comes over, tuka watch movie then she wants to touch the D, then anasema ametosheka.Nimekasirika aje!
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    Cristiano Ronaldo wins the 2014 FIFA Ballon DOr

    Cristiano Ronaldo wins the 2014 FIFA Ballon D’Or, no breaking news there...we all knew he would win it.
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    Sh*t happens

    Do you guys remember Matonya? The Tanzanian singer? Well shit happens have a look at what has become of the ninja now
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    France Terror attack

    Terror attack in paris: so this satirical magazine went ahead and published a cartoon of prophet mohammed, wrong move.But the reality is, islam is becoming a pain in the flesh in this modern society.
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    Back to school

    Hakuna kitu ilikuwa inaniboo kama this time of the year, now i dont care, hawa watu wa shule warudi, wanatujazia tao, tunapanga line kwa ummoiner, hata kwa club hakuna dancing space, warudi shule.
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    Airtel trace music stars

    what nonsense, honestly i don't think any talent can come out of this, ni kama tpf, nothing ever good ever comes from such projects.
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    Insane brushes with death

    What is luck?
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    Happy new year

    wishing you a prosperous new year to all the members of this community, i'm foreseeing the awesome growth of this community during the year 2015.
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    greenhouse farmers

    Dear Greenhouse farmers 2 questions What are the best tomato and capsicum seedlngs for greenhouse farming? Where can I get them?
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    The devil's nature

    what is the devils nature? is he evil? does he torture people, does he like to see people do bad.This entity called the devil is something which is misunderstood, when something bad happens people blame it on the devil, if somebody is caught cheating then they say ni shetani.What is this devil.