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  1. Mrs. Chantel

    It's Furahi-day lol. Wacha niwaoshe macho :)

    We outchea :p. If you spot me and my girlfriends somewhere in westie don't be shy, kuja tukunywe Moët & Chandon pamoja :p :)
  2. Mrs. Chantel

    Free advise: Treat the following motorists like VIPs

    Talkers, let me save you a few thousands/millions and unnecessary inconvenience. When you spot the following motorists, maintain a distance of at least 100 metres: - Motorbikes - Probox - Matatus - Any car with a 'Learner' sign - Any car with a red/blue number plate - Uber/Bolt taxis . ...
  3. Mrs. Chantel

    Talkers, patieni wazito heshimu zao

    Habari gani, I've realized some of you are very ungrateful. I've seen multiple threads today whereby users were bitching and moaning about the advertisements on this forum. Let me tell you Kamau, this service is free, na hakuna mtu amekulazimisha utumie. There are running costs which must be...
  4. Mrs. Chantel

    Officer Rashid Alikuwa Akifanya Kazi Poa, But Problem Ni Show Off. Kuuwa Wezi In Public Ndio Itamtuma Jela Miaka 33

    Ile siku utapigwa ngeta na akina @johntez addi gaza msafi ama uoshwe mamillioni kadhaa na 'flamboyant businessmen' ndio utaelewa kwa nini sometimes rogue cops are necessary.
  5. Mrs. Chantel

    Am a changed man

    Ironically, Juzi tu you were writing the following nonsense: As Drake said, "I've got high hopes for you nigga we gon' see!"
  6. Mrs. Chantel

    Craziest Lanye Stories

    By @Jimit Otieno; So last weekend nilikua CBD nikishugulikia biz fulani. Lunch time nikaamua nipitie Sophia joy nisosi kanyama quarter na tusker baridi. Kufika nikapatia waiter order yangu alafu nikajiseti kwa corner nikiscan warembo. Hao dem walikua wamechapa maze. Yaani figa hazieleweki...
  7. Mrs. Chantel

    New hairstyle guys :)

    Am not any of these people!
  8. Mrs. Chantel

    New hairstyle guys :)

    Hi, I'm not ndume.
  9. Mrs. Chantel

    New hairstyle guys :)

    Dickson you are so naughty :p Mali ya wenyewe :) @anne kerubo Tuliza boli we mzee Dickson is my friend wachana na yeye pls :D Thankssssss boo :) I'm not. Otieno you decided you're gonna bully me this whole year? :D:D:D Sawa tu!
  10. Mrs. Chantel

    New hairstyle guys :)

    Show my face in an anonymous forum? o_Oo_Oo_O:p
  11. Mrs. Chantel

    New hairstyle guys :)

    Nope. I'm not any of those people you guys accuse me of being! :eek::eek::D:D:D
  12. Mrs. Chantel

    New hairstyle guys :)

    Guys, chill.... for the umpteenth time its just the lighting :D:D Would never bleach my skin I love it just how it is. Thank youuuu :)
  13. Mrs. Chantel

    New hairstyle guys :)

    ??? hehehe naughty boy :p huh? Sent him this same photo on whatsapp, he prefers my previous hairstyle (crochet braids) :( oh well...... Lighting is good otherwise am natural boo :p
  14. Mrs. Chantel

    New hairstyle guys :)

    Caribbean locs :)
  15. Mrs. Chantel

    New hairstyle guys :)

    Got it done this Afternoon at Ashleys! Thanks Bianca for making me look fab! Imeweza haijaweza? :)
  16. Mrs. Chantel

    Kinūthia

    Mambo bado. Now that we are in bed with the west, brace yourselves for LGBTQ to be officially legalized, GMOs obviously zitaingia and more lockdowns to come.
  17. Mrs. Chantel

    Craziest Lanye Stories

    :D:D:D
  18. Mrs. Chantel

    BREAKING: Another Kenyan Loses his National ID

    Kwani what's going on in Kenya? Wananchi wanapoteza vitambulisho at an alarming rate. Hii imepatikana hapo karibu archives just a few moments ago: Please if you know the owner mtume hapa kwa reception.
  19. Mrs. Chantel

    Alifikiria yeye ni simba, akaambiwa "Tuliza boli we mzee"

    In a previous thread, idlers were gossiping about a couple who were fighting in some neighborhood. Tough guy @Swansea akanguruma kama simba: Wazito wakamwambia vitisho apeleke kwa bibi yake:
  20. Mrs. Chantel

    More uneducated men own homes than graduates

    Elders, didn't I tell you hio upuzi ya high IQ degree holders doesn't hold weight? Business daily recently posted the following article. Essentially, (semi) illiterate hooligans like @PHARMACY account for a higher number of home owners compared to high IQ degree holders like Jamleck Nyambura...
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