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  1. Deezy Msanii

    ACCIDENT ALONG KIAMBU ROAD

    An accident has just happened along Kiambu road,Four ways junction.Casualties rushed to the hospital.If using that route,kindly be cautious.
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    TRIBULATIONS OF DEEZY(HOW I MESSED UP MY ACTING CAREER)

    (LONG READ ALERT) Some years back nilijoin College Fulani huku Nairobi.Nilikuwa ninaishi Hostels Fulani pale Ngara zinaitwa Harvard.So kuenda anywhere within CBD ilikuwa walking distance.Ilihappen kuwa classes zangu zote zilikuwa za morning na afternoon,meaning in the evening nilikuwanga tu...
  3. Deezy Msanii

    Dead road for Waititi

    Now that your man from "UK" has been impeached,sonko will be next.It is simple.You can't speak against the current government.Kenya has been reduced to a low key Open party state.There is no opposition.Baba yao looted more than he coul carry and now held becomes the first governor to be...
  4. Deezy Msanii

    JUSTICE IS ALWAYS AWARDED TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER

    1. Obado Out in bail. 2. Babu out on Bail. 3. Sarah Cohen out on Bail. 4.Lawyer Nyakundi out on Bail. 5.Magistrate Pauline Chesang. But poor Jowie and Kinuthia Wa shoka Wako ndani.In Kenya,you are guilty until proven rich. Justice in kenya Judiciary is awarded to the highest bidder.The sad reality
  5. Deezy Msanii

    HOW WAS YOUR FIRST TIME EXPERIENCE SMOKING WEED

    People always give different crazy narrations of their first experiences smoking weed.How was yours?
  6. Deezy Msanii

    "WAJINGA NYINYI" KING KAKA HAS NAILED IT

    WAJINGA NYINYI – By King Kaka Dear Lord Today I come before you For two things Grateful for keeping me alive Even though unajua my day Na kutupea wakenye Amnesia Asante Sisi ni Vipofu na Viziwi Na tunajua translator wetu alishadedi 2022 already si mnajua nani ni Prezzi Si mnajua nyinyi...
  7. Deezy Msanii

    THE LEGENDS IN OUR VILLAGE

    In every Village,there is always exists one person with a unique thing and today i feel like should narrate to you guys a true incidence that happenes in my village long time ago.There existed a man by the name Munjuki.So one day munjuki enters a pub in kwa wanjiku centre,a certain small town...
  8. Deezy Msanii

    TRIBULATIONS OF DEEZY

    Besides God,always respect and fear Women....Yes,always RESPECT & FEAR women.And when i say women,i specifically refer to these Cambodian women from Nyeri or Kabete.And whenever i hear my mates discuss yellow yellows from these two hoods,i always throw Saliva away and look at them with...
  9. Deezy Msanii

    MADASHUU

    Current mood.Still seated in my office desk somewhere along Accra road.Lazima katanuka. In the meantime,who is buying one jug daniels?
  10. Deezy Msanii

    JOHN DEMATHEW

    Today i happened to have been so broke.A friend of mine paid me a surprise visit.For the last two months;i had quited dogogio.He tempts me and i find myself in a local club and iam tempted to rake a few tots ago leads me to taking two beers which leads to more beers. It's already 9.30p.m and...
  11. Deezy Msanii

    DJ MOH

    If the DCI were so quick in arresting the corrupt individuals as they were were quick while arresting Dj Moh,we would have been very far as a country. Dj Moh is a legal holder of that gun and the picture was not for showoff purposes.It was mistakenly posted online by his brother Nickdee...
  12. Deezy Msanii

    OF FAKE MONEY

    The rate at which fake notes are spreading is alarming.So many people have fallen victims out there.These cons are taking are taking advantage of the fact that members of the public out there are ignorant and don't their time confirming whether the notes are original or fake.Anyway,that's not...
  13. Deezy Msanii

    THE FRIENDS I HAVE

    It's around 8.58a.m.Iam relaxing in the office.Am not in my usual moods and i decide to take some time before I start working.I have a good number of clients that I was supposed to attend to before the day ends.I always take my time and never rush when doing my work.I switch on my computer and...
  14. Deezy Msanii

    RE-ELECTING UHURU WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST MISTAKES KENYANS MADE

    Uhuru Kenyatta is a Disgrace to his people.How can he re-appoint his brother in Law VICTOR PRATT as the Chair Retirement Benefits Authority,Franklin Bett as the Chair Agrucultural Finance Corporation and out of all Baringo's senator's wife(Zahra) as member tourism research Institute? Why are...
  15. Deezy Msanii

    Need your advice Villagers

    My Wife Muthoni has already slept and has left me watching an Afro Movie pale Gikuyu T.V. My Crush is texting me and she is insisting I meet her on Saturday evening in a Location that iam not ready to disclose.Si mniambie tu how I should dress and what i should carry.I will be deleting this post...
  16. Deezy Msanii

    KIELEWEKE(Kajwang Vs Kariuki)

    At citizen TV , senator kajwang pin waziri kariuki untill she wakes up to respond on air. This country with secrets makes it run like a personal kiosk.
  17. Deezy Msanii

    NARROW ESCAPE

    TRIBULATIONS OF DEEZY I don't how to phrase this narration,but i will try and narrate it in the simpliest way possible.So today,@Muthoni happened to have had sent me to Kahawa Wendani to pick her Birthday cake which was to be delivered somewhere within the streets of Nairobi.Today is her...
  18. Deezy Msanii

    HOW I PULLED A KILLER MOVE(FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT)

    #Long_Read_Alert TRIBULATIONS OF DEEZY Iam sitted here having my surper(Githeri Avocado).My sweet msoo is busy watching a Certain Indian Movie where Characters are speaking in Kikuyu.She is always addicted to this programme hence I always have to mind my own business whenever she is watching.I...
  19. Deezy Msanii

    BOBI WINE VIOLENTLY ARRESTED

  20. Deezy Msanii

    COMEDIANS ALSO RULE

    A comedian has won presidential election in Ukraine by over 70% of the votes.

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