Let take some time to have some fun... Just read! they are short and sweet...
1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u...
I Do Not Understand Women - No Pun Intended!
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
well dudes, do hot chicks fart? then why do you hate when a fellow man farts.
watu wengine wana tabia mbaya
Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.
WHEN YOU SHOULD NEVER FART:
1. Inside a crowded Lift.
2. Inside a public library.
3. On a crowded train.
4. Whilst giving a...
Watu wa ushago i hope tuko tayari coz watu wa Tao are just about to start streaming in, commanding us the villagers with "car hire" vehicles waaanze kupoint kuku za kuchinja na vifunguo za gari wakiuliza kama kuna ATM kwa kijiji? mko na western union huku? Nataka kutuma pesa india mko na...
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit...