2 SLAPS i will never forget mazde

gikuyu

Village Elder
#1
One day i was waiting for a mat going home from school with my sis,suddenly, a heavy stench filled the air.Consequently,as i was just about to turn my neck to an acute angle,to confirm who the hell could act like that in broad day light; to throw a rotting rat along my way,nilipata hii slap moja mwotooo wadau!!!:D:D waah.I almost lost consciousness,only for my sense to quickly regain and noticed this dirty figure,amebeba gunia talking to himself;Mwenda wazimu.
I was so scared as fck,you see you can't pick up a fight with these crazy dudes.Nikanza kutembea pole pole kama najaribu ku mhepa...kumbe jama ananifata,so nika increase pace kiasi ,huku niki steal a glance asi notice. kumbe mwenda ako nyuma yangu,nikajua nime kufa leo.kiasi kiasi nika kula kubwa kwa vibanda za nguo.He barely noticed.up to date i have a problem with my ear buana.

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One certain Christmas niliskia kuna a new bar kule Rongai imefunguliwa.Nikajua baaas,today i will celebrate my Christmas huko.The club was full to the brim,and was classy to my amazement.Kwa dance floor kulikua na ma dem si haba beautiful women.Just ,from no where i saw this dude grope a certain chiqs ass.The chiq couldn't be bothered:eek:.So i was like,ooooh kumbe its like that eeh.As i was moving my legs kwa dance floor to the rhythm and just having a good time ,two chiqs in mini skirts tried to squeeze by,i think they were going to the washrooms men,they had fine asses .Nika sema now its my turn,the devil took my hand nika shika ile tako ya dem wa mwisho...:D:D ile kofi nilipata ndugu zangu.
 
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One day i was waiting for a mat going home from school with my sis,suddenly, a heavy stench filled the air.Consequently,as i was just about to turn my neck to an acute angle,to confirm who the hell could act like that in broad day light; to throw a rotting rat along my way,nilipata hii slap moja mwotooo wadau!!!:D:D waah.I almost lost consciousness,only for my sense to quickly regain and noticed this dirty figure,amebeba gunia talking to himself;Mwenda wazimu.
I was so scared as fck,you see you can't pick up a fight with these crazy dudes.Nikanza kutembea pole pole kama najaribu ku mhepa...kumbe jama ananifata,so nika increase pace kiasi ,huku niki steal a glance asi notice. kumbe mwenda ako nyuma yangu,nikajua nime kufa leo.kiasi kiasi nika kula kubwa kwa vibanda za nguo.He barely noticed.up to date i have a problem with my ear buana.

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One certain Christmas niliskia kuna a new bar kule Rongai imefunguliwa.Nikajua baaas,today i will celebrate my Christmas huko.The club was full to the brim,and was classy to my amazement.Kwa dance floor kulikua na ma dem si haba beautiful women.Just ,from no where i saw this dude grope a certain chiqs ass.The chiq couldn't be bothered:eek:.So i was like,ooooh kumbe its like that eeh.As i was moving my legs kwa dance floor to the rhythm and just having a good time ,two chiqs in mini skirts tried to squeeze by,i think they were going to the washrooms men,they had fine asses .Nika sema now its my turn,the devil took my hand nika shika ile tako ya dem wa mwisho...:D:D ile kofi nilipata ndugu zangu*.
*...za nguni!
 

Princebushy

Village Elder
#9
One day i was waiting for a mat going home from school with my sis,suddenly, a heavy stench filled the air.Consequently,as i was just about to turn my neck to an acute angle,to confirm who the hell could act like that in broad day light; to throw a rotting rat along my way,nilipata hii slap moja mwotooo wadau!!!:D:D waah.I almost lost consciousness,only for my sense to quickly regain and noticed this dirty figure,amebeba gunia talking to himself;Mwenda wazimu.
I was so scared as fck,you see you can't pick up a fight with these crazy dudes.Nikanza kutembea pole pole kama najaribu ku mhepa...kumbe jama ananifata,so nika increase pace kiasi ,huku niki steal a glance asi notice. kumbe mwenda ako nyuma yangu,nikajua nime kufa leo.kiasi kiasi nika kula kubwa kwa vibanda za nguo.He barely noticed.up to date i have a problem with my ear buana.

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One certain Christmas niliskia kuna a new bar kule Rongai imefunguliwa.Nikajua baaas,today i will celebrate my Christmas huko.The club was full to the brim,and was classy to my amazement.Kwa dance floor kulikua na ma dem si haba beautiful women.Just ,from no where i saw this dude grope a certain chiqs ass.The chiq couldn't be bothered:eek:.So i was like,ooooh kumbe its like that eeh.As i was moving my legs kwa dance floor to the rhythm and just having a good time ,two chiqs in mini skirts tried to squeeze by,i think they were going to the washrooms men,they had fine asses .Nika sema now its my turn,the devil took my hand nika shika ile tako ya dem wa mwisho...:D:D ile kofi nilipata ndugu zangu.
:D:D Kofi ya mwendazimu inakaa kuwa more embarrassing
 

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Grundy

Village Sponsor
#17
One day i was waiting for a mat going home from school with my sis,suddenly, a heavy stench filled the air.Consequently,as i was just about to turn my neck to an acute angle,to confirm who the hell could act like that in broad day light; to throw a rotting rat along my way,nilipata hii slap moja mwotooo wadau!!!:D:D waah.I almost lost consciousness,only for my sense to quickly regain and noticed this dirty figure,amebeba gunia talking to himself;Mwenda wazimu.
I was so scared as fck,you see you can't pick up a fight with these crazy dudes.Nikanza kutembea pole pole kama najaribu ku mhepa...kumbe jama ananifata,so nika increase pace kiasi ,huku niki steal a glance asi notice. kumbe mwenda ako nyuma yangu,nikajua nime kufa leo.kiasi kiasi nika kula kubwa kwa vibanda za nguo.He barely noticed.up to date i have a problem with my ear buana.

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One certain Christmas niliskia kuna a new bar kule Rongai imefunguliwa.Nikajua baaas,today i will celebrate my Christmas huko.The club was full to the brim,and was classy to my amazement.Kwa dance floor kulikua na ma dem si haba beautiful women.Just ,from no where i saw this dude grope a certain chiqs ass.The chiq couldn't be bothered:eek:.So i was like,ooooh kumbe its like that eeh.As i was moving my legs kwa dance floor to the rhythm and just having a good time ,two chiqs in mini skirts tried to squeeze by,i think they were going to the washrooms men,they had fine asses .Nika sema now its my turn,the devil took my hand nika shika ile tako ya dem wa mwisho...:D:D ile kofi nilipata ndugu zangu.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D......hapo kwa mwenda wazimu umenimaliza. Every time I was past a mwenda wazimu I am always ready to start a fight in case wazimu zake ziniamkie.
 

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