2 SLAPS i will never forget mazde

One day i was waiting for a mat going home from school with my sis,suddenly, a heavy stench filled the air.Consequently,as i was just about to turn my neck to an acute angle,to confirm who the hell could act like that in broad day light; to throw a rotting rat along my way,nilipata hii slap moja mwotooo wadau!!!:D:D waah.I almost lost consciousness,only for my sense to quickly regain and noticed this dirty figure,amebeba gunia talking to himself;Mwenda wazimu.
I was so scared as fck,you see you can’t pick up a fight with these crazy dudes.Nikanza kutembea pole pole kama najaribu ku mhepa…kumbe jama ananifata,so nika increase pace kiasi ,huku niki steal a glance asi notice. kumbe mwenda ako nyuma yangu,nikajua nime kufa leo.kiasi kiasi nika kula kubwa kwa vibanda za nguo.He barely noticed.up to date i have a problem with my ear buana.


One certain Christmas niliskia kuna a new bar kule Rongai imefunguliwa.Nikajua baaas,today i will celebrate my Christmas huko.The club was full to the brim,and was classy to my amazement.Kwa dance floor kulikua na ma dem si haba beautiful women.Just ,from no where i saw this dude grope a certain chiqs ass.The chiq couldn’t be bothered:eek:.So i was like,ooooh kumbe its like that eeh.As i was moving my legs kwa dance floor to the rhythm and just having a good time ,two chiqs in mini skirts tried to squeeze by,i think they were going to the washrooms men,they had fine asses .Nika sema now its my turn,the devil took my hand nika shika ile tako ya dem wa mwisho…:D:D ile kofi nilipata ndugu zangu.

paragraph ni muhimu mazde.

Uliturn the other cheek? If not uliangusha Yesu.

:D:D:D:D

*…za nguni!

Got a slap from a Luhya male teacher back in highschool. Will never forget that slap.

but si pia bado una feel utamu ya kushika huyo wa mwisho vile unaskia hiyo slap

Tiga fangi mani :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

:D:D Kofi ya mwendazimu inakaa kuwa more embarrassing

:D:D:D:Dngite

What happened to your sis as the mad man was chasing you?

:smiley: fagi dige tiga…twatigeirwo ni Kimathi…ta’aba unyitage ge’ke

:D:D she stood there bewildered,i managed to go back to the stage

haha nilikua maji mbayaa…bahati yangu…nili endelea ku dance kama hakuna kitu ime happen

Mimi niliwahi shikwa makofi moto sama na mwalimu pale high school for clicking at him

tulishikwa tu ki make noise nikiwa pri-school, tukaambiwa tuchapane makofi . i went first.blunder was, nilimwekelea soft slap on for the teacher to notice and warned him of consequnces if sitapewa heavy slap. Ile slap alinipea in return, mpaka wa leo niko na regrets

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D…hapo kwa mwenda wazimu umenimaliza. Every time I was past a mwenda wazimu I am always ready to start a fight in case wazimu zake ziniamkie.

Niliwahi cheka this slay TP tukiwa fourth form kule Sigalame H.S juu she drew a dick instead of a testtube. Lets just say alinizimia lights before kengele ya lights out kupigwa

:eek::D:D

Majamaa leteni hekaya za slaps tuchangamke,mimi way back 2005 huko ruai, sewage usiku tulinyemelea base ya bangi kumbe ninjas wametuona, iko mtu alipita na mimi kufungua barabara nikaona marudurudu hadi waleo sijawahi recover.