85% of booze we drink is Fake

[ATTACH=full]140414[/ATTACH] So Sunday shit happened to me, i am posting that juicy story hapa soon. I met some guys at Some popular sunday plan place, young kids 23 hapo, guys are loaded. Bought me a Boti JW 1 ltr. So si me i save my 1k for more wings. So later after we have realised we have a few things in common the guys tell me what they really do…they make booze!! Na hapo ndio nikaamza kuskia Hio JW inataste kama KaneExtra. They make KC, Jamey, JD, JW you name it etc and its picked up by a branded truck and delivered to your favorite drinking den for half the price.
Apparently they arent the only ones doing this. Its a full market of fake booze, bottling is sourced from hapa sticker wanapata rolls and rolls from China and overseas, sticker za Kebs they just buy cheaply localy no need to forge.
Then they also buy the flavoring chemicals so that JD smells and tastes like JD. But fomular is just the same.

They did indicate they knew what they were doing and it wasnt like lethal shit, but i doubt i wana spend my 8k buying JW For my SQs only to realise its fake. Nowonder nowdays you buy premium liqour na bado haipiti kwa throat, hangy ni ile ile ya Kibao…think its time we went back to beers ama kunywa tu wine kama king Solomon…but guys watchout, some of these effects zitakuja later… the cancers we are going to get 20 years from now…i pray theres a cure. Watu wa weed naona wako sawa tu.

Did you ask about the ingredients and their brewing/mixing process?

hizi umafii enda ukae na bwana yako kwa nyumba muongee . shenzi NV .

mseh sahi ndio ume jua hii maneno?me sijawai badiliska Kibao.

Yes i did ask about it, its really bad and aparently the Chinese introduced it here. I had the same questions inwas like do you know those things are aged etc…he was like they use a formula and just ad the flavors for different brands

I knew this happens kitambo, but sasa its getting out of hand juu even legit bars and clubs are in this business…and he makes kibao and KC too. Naskia hizo local kwanza ndio ziko mob zinapelekwa ocha and small towns and local pubs and wine and spirits

Cheki @uwesmake leo sina nguvu ya kukutukana, but you cant pretend hujui this shit happens unless uko kwa hio biz juu watu wengi wako aparently

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you are very right brother! A staff at Kiza hinted to me last year that most of the hard liquors they sell is fake! stick to your beers brothers.This is a multi-million biashara

STFU

Why is everybody writing like that kibe fella

Please call any friend who does chemical engineering or ata just the simple diploma ya Lab you wont believe what he will tell you. Wacha kupretend you dont know about this shit, watu wanepatikana before its been on telly but mimi nimemeet hii kitu firsthand and its no joke, fake booze does exist in this country. Enda uliza those wines and spirits guys in Roysa where they get there booze…

Billions of blue blistering barbequed barnacles! Lemmie catch a botty of W.Lawsons, to get a drift of this shitznitz

I think I can tell a fake JD from a real one. Apo kwa jemishon siwez doubt nmekunywa fake.

Wachana na hizo spirits. Kama unataka spirit, agiza Holy Spirit …;):wink:

kuna a jamaa who makes fake makali in kisumu his whole sale huitwa Stan pradox. the guy studied I think it was chemical eng, been to his distillery anatengeneza hizo vitu zote hata wine na JW na he supplies to the top clubs huko

Humbwer wewe

:D:D:D @Uwesmakei

except watoto wa kijiji,but kila mtu hapa alikunywa marry cane,sapphire,kata pingu,cham na tuvitu twingine…did you die?http://quotespill.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Must-Save-The-Alcohol-Funny-Image-For-Whatsapp-min.jpg

When a government denies sme manufacturers licences to protect eabl wat do u expect? Even when obama was around they made sure tusker iko kwa menu and everybody has noticed. we should be allowed to brew beer in our local towns, na makali ile mzuri pia, si kusumbua industrialist’s kienyeji ati 3rd generation spirits. Every small town should have its own beer, made locally, sensi!