A career in espionage

Since enzi za 007 ; espionage has always been a viable career. I have tried my hand on many options but being a spy for the glory of the nation sounds like an awesome career choice.

Kijiji; how does one get on becoming a spy?

It is all fun and games, until ujipate in some basement ukifinywa waru. You can begin by becoming a private investigator and advertise your services after necessary documentation. I a not a lawyer, so I dont even know whether it is allowed in Kenya.

kwa hivo Kende mosi ako sawa kwa hii job. He’s torture-proof

Bado ako na mayai moja…na hiyo ndio itakujiwa. Ama namna gani @Mundu Mulosi

Actually, real spycraft is far-removed from 007. You can be detailed to read the papers and collect info from there, day in day out. In a dingy basement.

Tafuta ad ya NIS kwa gazeti. They usually advertise. Better still go to there website and create a profile. They’ll contact you if need be.

Navy seal am a part time intelligence chief

does that mean you’ve mastered how too beintelligent part-time?

intelligence yako ni kupiga picha za gibleys cayole

Their recruitment motto goes.
'If we need you, we know where to find you ’

OK, before guka aanze kupandisha sukari that isn’t in Kenya, probably only in the movies.

ameloose ile ilikua imebaki after ile bet ya waiguru hatashinda. Yeye ni eunuch

By not saying that you want to be a spy.

website yao ni gani mblo?

You may also need a day job…

niaje CID 1

www.dryfryartist.com

unless you want to spend your whole day going through newspapers analyzing stories against the government and tracking opposition chiefs

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INTELLIGENCE is the key word,you don’t become a spy by asking to be one

I think they look for people who are already strategically placed in the position they want to gather intelligence/info from (Journalists are used mostly, most civil servants, security companies - yea hao masoja wee hupatia mbao, Managers of different companies, doctors, county govt employees, utility companies employees, census guys, mboches, ambassadors, vaccination exercise staff, KRA guys, courier companies staff, watu wa mjengo, hawkers, mama mboga, watu wa kuuza maji, prostitutes, students, bar/hotel owners, football/various games participants and even criminals themselves… name them.
U only need to be strategically placed.

@Female Perspective kuna kazi hapa NIS!