A Deadly Tip for Team Mafisi.....From the Memoirs of an Old Cassanova

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From Klist to this site, I have read of many of your efforts to get quick pu**y - mostly in dingy, downtown brothels where you can catch ebola or some unknown viral disease, or get robbed and gang-raped.

I once was a thirsy as you. BUT I HAD ONE SUREFIRE strategy THAT NEVER FAILED ME, which I want to share with you. Hell, I still do use it.


Here it is:

1. Rent an SQ somewhere, like South B.

2. Instal a bed, meko and some cutlery (total cost 8,000/=. Consider that as seed money, ha ha ha ha!)

3. Make friends with about 10 mamas who run housegal bureaus, especially those in Rongai, Kiserian, Kitengela and such other diaspora. To ensure your friendship is fruitful, be sending the mamas random 100/= credit (a total of about 3k a month).

4. Ask the mamas to refer to you the beautiful desperate 'housegals" to you at a fee of say, 500/=

5. Instal the housegal of your choice at the SQ, having first reached an arrangement that her job is to SERVICE you. You will pay her 6k at the end of each month, which works to about 200/= per day - a super bargain.

6. *** her any time you want, no questions asked.

7. When you get bored, sack her.

8. Repeat from 4 above.

9. *** endlessly and die a happy old man. No brothel visits, no risks, just free sex fro about 300/= a day (including food).

THE END.
 

Lifeist

Village Elder
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Plus hiyo food 300 x 30 = 9000
credit = 3000
referal (optimistic) = 1000
servicing = 6000
Running total for pu**y per month = 39,000/=
not including fees for transport, contraceptives, possible **** fees, elec, water na pesa ya nyewele.

This is a stupid plan to say the least
Hehehehe.......well laid out!
 

Ice_Cube

Village Chief
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Plus hiyo food 300 x 30 = 9000
credit = 3000
referal (optimistic) = 1000
servicing = 6000
Running total for pu**y per month = 39,000/=
not including fees for transport, contraceptives, possible **** fees, elec, water na pesa ya nyewele.

This is a stupid plan to say the least

I think anamaanisha hiyo 6K per month ni kama mshahara so ajisughulikie kazi ya fossil ni ku park wheel chair hapo nje na to crawl in for some lousy seconds then shoot the rusty cum all oer her face and pu**y, tell her yo get a tetanus injection, then he crawls back to his home
 
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TopCat

Village Elder
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From Klist to this site, I have read of many of your efforts to get quick pu**y - mostly in dingy, downtown brothels where you can catch ebola or some unknown viral disease, or get robbed and gang-raped.

I once was a thirsy as you. BUT I HAD ONE SUREFIRE strategy THAT NEVER FAILED ME, which I want to share with you. Hell, I still do use it.


Here it is:

1. Rent an SQ somewhere, like South B.

2. Instal a bed, meko and some cutlery (total cost 8,000/=. Consider that as seed money, ha ha ha ha!)

3. Make friends with about 10 mamas who run housegal bureaus, especially those in Rongai, Kiserian, Kitengela and such other diaspora. To ensure your friendship is fruitful, be sending the mamas random 100/= credit (a total of about 3k a month).

4. Ask the mamas to refer to you the beautiful desperate 'housegals" to you at a fee of say, 500/=

5. Instal the housegal of your choice at the SQ, having first reached an arrangement that her job is to SERVICE you. You will pay her 6k at the end of each month, which works to about 200/= per day - a super bargain.

6. *** her any time you want, no questions asked.

7. When you get bored, sack her.

8. Repeat from 4 above.

9. *** endlessly and die a happy old man. No brothel visits, no risks, just free sex fro about 300/= a day (including food).

THE END.
 

mache

Village Elder
#18
This is a stupid plan. you manga her shoti moja kwa wiki then leave her sex hungry all week. Atamangwa na all the watchmen and houseboys mpate aids nyinyi wote.
 
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