A Frog's eye view of various KTalkers

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kermit

Village Elder
#1
As a frog the view from down here is amazing. without further ado let's jump into it
@ekamsweu
despite some villagers describing the man as illiterate, i believe this is a relatively clever fellow. obviously not as educated as the CBK gov but ako sawa if he can afford momos and 10k bets. si mnajua momo si wakulewesha na 4 guaranas.
@owuadn
sijui kama ni equator alipigwa ama ni kujitoa but isokei.........this fellow seemed to be those snobbish characters who have only an NZE to show for their self declared intellectualism. picture an anthropology professor somewhere in the bowels of UoN. yes that's the man. driven to frustration of not getting a piece of the Parallel degree programs action because, let's face it- who pays to do Anthropology other than JAB???
@highschooler
very tech savvy young fella. very amiable too. seems to be the kind of geek mnaeza hack CBK na yeye and he does 5 years at Kamiti rather than snitch.
@Deorro
the polar opposite of highschooler. this tech savvy mod seems to be the quintessential Jaluo Jeuri. very proud. na bado. remember bado ni hustler kiasi. sijui akinunua Range tutapumua aje.
@ol monk
aaaah. the village punching bag. first off, kudos for being so cool. watu wanakutusi left right and centre but you take it all in stride. this man seems a guy who has seen a lot in life and for that hana maringo. seems a guy with taste too. not many young people know the finer things in life (esp musically).
@Electronics4u
the official village broker. huyu ni wale wasap anaeza kuuzia ice mkiwa Arctic circle. sounds like a family man. self made hustler. don't mess with his Toyota.
@Luther12
very cool man this one. learned of course. very wise man and social too. the kind of man mkigongana kwa traffic(it WILL be your fault) anakuambia usijali these things happen. and accepts your 3k without drama although the damage is 6k. :D
@Ice_Cube
another cool fella. seems to be one of those men who become everyone's favourite uncle. hana mambo mingi. knows what he wants and leaves the rest to boys still finding themselves. was a big time fisi in his youth lakini anatulia as time goes on. sioni akioa lakini.
@Ka-Buda
where do i start?? this man amazes me. thought i was tough till I read his tales. it takes a strong man to go through all that. but i still blame you coz you are the reason i am still single. called off the engagement to Miss Piggy after reading of your South African masaibus. #WeAreOne
@Meria Mata
Tech savvy guy tired of the corporate greed. sticks it to them by going FTA. easy going man and probably a great sport to chill out with.
@Web Dev
village braggart. makes good money and spends it on meaningless things. seems good fun to hang out with though not very social.
@Unicorn
very friendly mama. hana utiaji na umama mob. very wary of men though. anawaoneanga 18 mkikam. hardworking lass that any man would be proud to have by his side.
@Female Perspective
Let not the avatar fool you. she seems a principled mama who uses Ktalk to let loose the wild girl inside her. a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. hard to make her love you but if she does, you are one lucky mofo.
@Purr_27
Very rich girl. loaded folks made sure she never lacks. classy and with expensive taste. mkipitana lazima utavunja shingo. learnt the value of hard work from her folks and is now ready to take on the world. femme fatale extraordinaire.
@Ebru
nigga still finding himself. for that reason he still fakes shit online to maintain a false image. no one cares but hey, fake it till you make it. right? right?
@kush yule mnono
Kanono like the name suggests. loves an easy life. very social fella with lots of friends. would introduce him to my sister lakini kawasaki destroyed his engine. the engine will probably fail by 35 yrs.
@Mathice
the village hater. seems very bitter and angry at the world. no idea why. loosen up man.
@gashwin
grammar nazi of the village. seems very wise and world weary. ameona kila kitu under the sun so nothing shocks him.
@uncle nyam
funny guy this one. with just the right tinge of pride. here to just have fun
@The.Black.Templar
The good guy. hana ubaya na mtu. this one I would introduce to my sister. provided he upgrades to a 4 wheeled means of transport which I know he will. mad drivers outchea. hit my inbox bro if you do not mind marrying a frog.
@msalame grace
very loaded mama. very classy and with expensive taste. the kama sio Sankara or above wacha ikae type. no grudge though.everyone loves expensive shit. even this frog loves bacon.
@junkie
seems a man stuck in his youth. probably early 30s lakini anataka kubaki early 20s. grow the f**k up man. fun guy though.
@nairobilay
smooth fellow this one. usimwache na dame wako. Nairobi born and raised. knows all the happening joints. watu wa diaspora mkirudi ask this one to take you round.
@aviator
shemale.
@Ingia
sijui ni wapi anaingia but seems a well read fellow. masters lazima kwa mfuko. a bit chauvinistic though but rightly so. also an intellectual snob but with the brains to back it up. a no nonsense type of boss.
@vuja de
Village troll. simple guy most probably works in IT. still middle level job but coming up.
@Twangapepeta
typical Nyanza fellow. all smoke no fire.
@wonderful wonder
the Naivasha move disoriented this one. typical msapere trying to live as cheaply as possible. family man and faithful at that. a man of honour.
@Elin
Nice lady. very bright too. no nonsense lakini. needs a strong man to tame this one. apana tambua the likes of Davidee.
@Davidee
Soft sentimental guy. bonks his women to slow songs. change pace buda. trance hivi.
@Okiya
Activist. kazi na NGO hivi. has a practical sense of humor.
@Tommy Lee Sparta
Village Spielberg. self made hustler. street smart.
@kyuktothecore
Kikuyu supremacist. witty and fun ninja. tunnel visioned though.
@Gaza
Born and raised in the ghetto. made it out though. very street smart. down to earth.
@kermit
stupid frog. loves pork.

DISCLAIMER: Kama hujatajwa si kwa ubaya. 10 bob yangu kwa cyber imeisha. Not a popularity meter.
 

imei2012

Village Elder
#3
Yu did not add a disclaimer that this is on a light note or some serious shit having said that, if you want to critique someone you have to look at all angles both the strengths and weakness, the good and the bad, mistakes and redemptions but from your piece yu have only looked at them from the positive angles but a nice read looking forward to partt 2
 

kawambui

Village Elder
#14
What ktalk have been reduced to.
Another idlers corner.
It the online cityhall.
Aviator is not kawambui(who doesnt beleive in any fucking god).
 
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Deleted member 1310

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#17
LMAO

@owuadn
sijui kama ni equator alipigwa ama ni kujitoa but isokei.........this fellow seemed to be those snobbish characters who have only an NZE to show for their self declared intellectualism. picture an anthropology professor somewhere in the bowels of UoN. yes that's the man. driven to frustration of not getting a piece of the Parallel degree programs action because, let's face it- who pays to do Anthropology other than JAB???

Quoting Archer;
Archer: "Noah, where the hell does this (ladder) go?"
Noah: "I don't know, down?"
Archer: "Wow, you're only a doctoral candidate?"
Noah: "Hey, guy, my field's anthropology."
Riley: "Heh heh! Good luck with the job hunt."
Archer: "Right?"
Noah: "Not that it's any of your business, but I plan to teach."
Archer: "Anthropology?"
Noah: "Wha--? Yes!
Riley: "To anthropology majors?"
Noah: "Hey, you know what?"
Archer: "Thus completing the circle of 'Why bother?'
 

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Ice_Cube

Village Chief
#18
Woishe (forgive me for lacking a better expression) na vile purr alikuwa ameng'ang'ana.

wewe monk wacha siasa, don't take things hapa very seriously she may just have been having some fun like sisi wengine pia mimi nilikua nimeng'ang'ana, tusi derail thread
 
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