Earlier today, the gods smiled upon the grandson and lowered from the heavens a worded work of art.
Hehehehe. This here is just about the best I ever writ. It’s a master piece. A stroke of genius… by far, all other of my works fade in comparison. This is a gem
For those who missed, here is a recap.
The Grandson
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Contrary to popular belief , am not a genius. I know this comes as a shock to many of you who have here before worshiped my shadow. Am sorry to say, friends, I, the grandson of the Ancient Partriach, the very Mabenda , I am not a Genius. Granted, am borderline… but a genius am not.
I know it’s kind of hard for most of you hard boiled brains to imagine that someone of my gift would so casually admit to his shortcomings, but I would require graphs and projectors for a Pictorial lesson… and too much time… to make you see the sense…and this friends I don’t have at my disposal.
So, as you seat scratching whatever organ of cluster of organs that became itchy from the realisation that your living legend has limitations, rest assured that I am still in my unrelenting pursuit of ends that would and will make your existence on this rock hurtling through space, at the remotest, bearable. Scratch away friends, and maintain your blank stares into oblivion with beary any brain activity beyond the instinctual rythymic life sustaining pulsation. Be good… my ilk and I are full at work.
Your miserable life , for now is still useful to us… we require you to continue spawning new ones for posterity. Beyond that…i regret… you non comprehending nincompooppic Neanderthals are a waste of space and time.
Have a blessed week worthy skunks
Don’t you just Marvel at the flow and the ebb of the Queens tongue.?
Nilikuwa nimeandika sweep kadhaa but nikasema hii Ngombe mabenda imeshai tuletea hekaya kadhaa nice nikatulia.Anyways usiwahi tuchafua akili hivi tena with your very apparent public musturbation.
Very nice flow. Pata like though am sure you meant to write “satirical” and not “satarical”. You have massacred the queens language right from the start. It is apparently a language you love, show mercy. Again, you are unknowingly Marveling at your own work, so much that we tend to think this is not your masterpiece - it’s plagiarized. If you are genuinely surprised that you put all these pieces together, bit by bit, to form a paragraph or two, then you have a potential to write. Try poetry!
Don’t you just marvel at the flow and the ebb of the Queens tongue?
Several mistakes later… And I have just put the M is its right form and deleted a period.
Aii boss,the tomato sauce,has it gone sour and straight into your head?
Hehehe. But honestly fellow word wizard… did I not compute a passage worth to be vaulted underground for future generations to be used as a reference of civil insult.
Let me remind you that in this coastal town, and in particular your Tudor neighbourhood, that only Tuk tuk are on the roads. I can very well bribe a driver akuangushe tena… pewa dafu baridi utulize
Your sense of modesty really comes through, its touching.
On the real though, I still can’t reconcile the bookish mabenda4 with the redneck ,sawed off winchester (definitely illegal) owning kasighau .