Adjacent to a tadpole

Sisi watu wa kutumia matatu tuna sida sana.

Sasa asubui nimeingia matatu ya tao and sat next to a beautiful girl, almost as beautiful as our househelp. The mat was tuned to classic105, and then whenever a song would play, the lady next to me would sing along. Problem is that her voice was like a frog. I got irritated, lakini maskini wa mungu ningefanya nini?

Reminded me of this song by Ben Gethi, Mabataro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWPwO83eQVg

especially that part that says

[INDENT]Ngari njega nyonaga igitwaro,
nginya nii ngaigua ndeririria
onanie nonyende uhe yakwa
ngitwarithia ngaugaga urogocwo
[/INDENT]

She was trying to break her voice, sorry, break the ice…

aiyayayayay siungemshow u have a very nyororo sauti, ni kama kinanda bana, its u she was singing for, missed ur chance to CAANAAN land of milk n Honey, bure kapsaa

You coulda slapped the living daylights outta her fucking head!

huyu hawesmek.

Maybe that was your only chance to happiness…but you got irritated.

And here you are…complaining

Canaan unaionea kwa mlima kama Moses but huwesfika. Bure kapsaa.

Saa hii ungekua unaleta hekaya ya jinsi ulivyo fikisha threshold. Ama hii baridi ilifanya ukashindwa ku.break ice ??

You mean I wasted a chance? Silly me.

kapsaa, wewe ni samba Circus, wala nyama imepikwa