Adult Films: A channel for comic relief? A splash of acrobatics 101!

Dimz Fala

Village Elder
#1
With various surveys indicating that least roughly one third of the Internet traffic is in that exclusive realm. Ladies of today, clearly are watching them too; seen the kind moves they pull nowadays! geez...I would confidently assert that more like four fifths create private time to self-indulge; married or not...more so unmarried though..but not by too much.... I wish we had that buzzer thingie, and I would have thrown a quick trivia question out there, and not a single lady will arrive at the answer quicker than the guyz.....ready to test the theory? Count one one thousand two...two thousand..."what is CTRL+Shift+N"; for any lady quicker to wit on that one compared to men, steer clear of her!
The comic relief is not the actual encounters, but rather the plots for pits sake! Am I the only one who can go to spend sometime just reading the plots and watching nothing or a little of anything else.....some of the plots are just so funny!
And then let me put it out there.....and many men get bewildered ...scarcely covering half the mileage of what they see!.....no more vanity can be found in men to exceed the mileage discrepancies.....and completely neglect the aspect women are very much keen on....In the XY species samples, mileage is directly proportional to both virility and score count...quick trivia men; Tony Duncan.?.....; truth be told though the reality only digresses ever so slightly from being perfectly the inverse....That paragraph is highly instructive!.....upon reading it closely severally it will click....
Let us assail some of our collective male vanity. We will utilize some allegory. The lutz jump of an ice skater is not scored as much on vertical and horizontal displacement or sheer speed, than it is by the grace, the flow, and the finesse; the artistry. Lesser salient is mileage than how wide the breach of the entrance to Atlantis is. Who is nimbler between the burly 6 foot tall barrel chested full back and the zippy five foot seven winger?And as custodian to the holy grail, which is the touch line, who , then, between a Lomu Sized beast, and a jovial George Gregan sized men is more likely to inflict more serious damage?
OK men, don't forget to say thank you. Whoever fully understands this discourse is at a fairly decisive advantage relative to the perilously vain one. There is what people are afraid to speak of in the open, while vigorously indulgent behind closed doors.
Ok now I will beg for your leave and do some actual work.
 
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Dimz Fala

Village Elder
#6
There is a very interesting inference here to be made. It turns out that after all is said than done people prefer poop to sex! You see a nonetheless very useful "get out of hell card", when your dietary tendencies lead you to neglect roughage, and vengeance dished out painfully....when the topic came to adult films, there is widespread shyness on this topic....so is the topic taboo or we just love poop more than sex??? Scratching my head hard...I think my next investment would definitely in the field of combating constipation.....very bright prospects!
And here I am thinking I had restored my sanity......wonders will never cease...
 
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