After The 17th...... According To Their Horoscopes #UhuruvsRaila

In under 5 years, Uhuru will have beaten RAO three times. For a little perspective, in his entire , 2+ decade, reign, Moi only defeated Raila twice!

Uhuru will also have turned the tables on two superior courts and utterly humiliated them; The ICC, and the Kenya Supreme Court.

Raila Odinga will fail to concede for a record sixth time.

Maraga will have the Deputy CJ swear the president in after failing to find another flimsy to overturn the will of the people.

KENYA WILL STILL BE PEACEFUL!!!

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RWNBP Nefer.

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Meanwhile…

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Maybe ni mimi sioni vizuri but ni wapi kwa hio vidio ya ugly face lidigu DP amefukuzwa?

Heckling. Hapa ni nyumbani kwa Mudavadi.

Watu wa Tuko.co.ke ndio hawa.

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Upuus

Heckling is allowed. Its a decent way of expressing yourself. Obama has been heckled many times and he took it in his stride. But to report that one has been chased like a burukenge, SMH

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hii infamous burukenge inakuwa nini haswa?

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Undisciplined rabble, and that is something to be proud about like the stoning of a convoy in Ukambani?

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ata mimi sinjuii,uliza ruto

every one forgets raila was burukengwad in thika. it’s just the Kenya we have. ‘our man’ disease iko so deep hadi mtu ni president na haezi enda certain regions without masquerading his campaign as a church service or project launch. Most of us here have more freedoms than these politicians. But most of us keep bending over watufungue boot bila Vaseline…as long as they can pull that religion or tribe card

The Monitor Lizard.

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We do not need all the votes. Just za hao hawatupi mawe.

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Nasa are sharing this video everywhere. I’m sure tonight most will sleep very happily.
Ruto chased by a county that gave him 18,000 votes on August 8th will surely give many people a hard on.
Okay you win… Jubilee will get zero in Vihiga next month. Now you only have to figure out where to snatch 1.4 million votes from.

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Jubilee got votes from western Kenya before making a Westerner speaker. Jubilee got votes in Kisii before the community was targeted and their buses burned in Osumo,…what will happen on 17th? Jubilee strongholds are stronger after the ruling but can NASA honestly claim the same? N.Eastern is now fully Jubilee so is Maasailand. 17th sijui itakuwa aje. I see kitu over 65%

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Ahmednassir tweeted the other day that the only option for Nasa is to ‘boycott’ the election, otherwise they will be whitewashed like never before.
Nasa has gained nothing since August 8th.
Even if Jubilee has not gained considerable numbers since 8/8, the perception they have created of winning by receiving Nasa defectors will put off many Nasa supporters from voting. Especially those who have to travel far.

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They also burukenged him him once in Embu town… Wueh,they stoned his helicopter

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But still burukengaing is primitive. Let the guy talk, laugh at his kitendawili, dance for him, and then vote him AWAY!!! Fanya kama Meru!

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