Alice ng'an'ga

Hii single mother ya Thika town ilienda wapi after aanguke…ama alipatwa na heart attack?

Kusema ukweli hatujui. Have you checked your ass crack? :D:D

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Kuna boy yangu ilikuwa inararua cervix yake.

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alafu akakuskumia ka-through pass

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:smiley: :smiley:

Huyo mama alikuwa dwyfwy material

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:smiley: :smiley: …eish yawa too graphical

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Not funny…nice try though

Bado uko huku ?

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Just a banter.

Thika Town MP, Alice Wambui Nganga, is again making ugly headlines after it emerged that the outspoken lawmaker has been impregnated by a thief who has looted public money.

According to snoops, Alice, 39, has been impregnated by Daniel Barasa, the man who conspired with others to steal from the National Irrigation Board (NIB) via Galana Kulalu projects, where over Sh 7.5 Billion went missing.

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Thika Town MP Alice Ng’ang’a Impregnated by Daniel Barasa
Alice and Barasa’s friendship started two years ago after the MP went to NIB offices to request for a tender for her company.

Barasa, who is known to have an undying appetite for anything in a skirt, asked Alice for sexual favours so that he can award her a tender. The ‘loose’ MP obliged and she had unprotected sex with Barasa and the rest is history.

Barasa appeared before Milimani Law Courts on Tuesday and was charged for stealing Sh 7.5 billion from NIB.

Barasa is said to have looted the money with the Thika MP and she is using part of the proceeds to construct a multi-million shillings apartment at the heart of Hurlingham, Nairobi.

Snoops say the MP used her ‘bearded clam’ to blind Barasa who is married to a beautiful wife.

Here is a photo of the multi-million shilling house that Alice Ng’ang’a is constructing thanks to sleeping with Barasa.

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Thika Town MP Alice Ng’ang’a Impregnated by Daniel Barasa. Here is a photo of the multi-million shilling house that Alice Ng’ang’a is constructing

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:D:D:D:D:D funny journalist

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Si mchache

Let me guess, article by Cyprian Nyakundi??

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Sabina Chege hunimaliza kabisa…

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My thoughts too

Does ‘bearded clam’ qualify for our lexicon

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imekua kwa urban dictionary for some time so its disqualified

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Hizi mharo news mnatoanga wapi?