ALMOST BEATEN UP

Sex & Relationships Hekaya
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So jana I tricked these youths into escorting me to my place. Then I vanished. Walikuwa wanangoja payment. Fools.

One of my friends told me, “Tauren, if you ever go to the same bar and get back home alive, we’ll forever speak of your name in hushed tones and nothing is impossible for you in this world.”

So leo I went back. Drank myself silly. As I was leaving the dreadlocked nigga walks in and grabs my arm. I shrug him off. The real bar-owner called one of the muscular bartenders and whispered something. The guy escorted me out. Kufika nje I find 3 guys waiting for me. Wale wasee wa jana. The muscular ninja points a finger at them ati “tuheshimiane.”

3 guys!? Hata siyo mmoja. I’ll beat him akifika area yangu. I don’t fight with weapons. I don’t hire goons. Ukipigwa kubali enda lala. Shenzi

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Juveniles

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Pay them for what?

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Carry a concealed weapon.

This baby works wonders, especially when pulling it from the flesh.

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Where can I get it?

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Vile anko @uwesmake alisema kwa hiyo hekaya yako ingine,99% of ur hekayas are wet dreams

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That is a downloaded image. Enda kwa streets utapata something similar.

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Kwani Tena you’ve never used it as well,as @LongerTime mentioned before…astonshing ignorance coupled with extreme confidence to know it all:mad:

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Hizi ni gani tena?? I downloaded a photo and told you it is downloaded. Ukitaka something similar enda kwa streets. Kama utaongea mavi don’t ask me any questions again. Get some manners when asking for information.

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Vita tuliacha kuku… grow the fuck up. You will get stubbed over some nonsense.

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Wewe @Azor Ahai ni wale watu class wako very bright and because of that you think you can conquer the world but the strong ignorance lies in noting that to do so you require more than duplication of the texts.

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There is some truth in what you say. It is advisable to avoid conflict as much as you can. Sometimes, conflict cannot be avoided if you interact with enough people. You don’t have to look for trouble, trouble will find you. Just be ready. Niko sure huwezi kosa rungu kwa gari.

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hii ndio ulipiga nayo KDF saba pale Kahawa Barracks?

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Eish!!!Hii mtu inafaa ipewe a forum ya kufunza Kijiji self-defense bana!

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Some of you are living in a fantasy where you are the protagonists in an action movie. You will wind up dead, crippled or in prison.

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Niko sure huwezi kosa rungu kwa gari.

Nope, the thought of having a weapon in my car has never even crossed my mind… I know like 3 guys who lost their lives of petty fights… one of the was actually stubbed for as asking for his change and fight a broke out…

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Dunia ni jasiri, tembea pole pole

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@magreb alivunja Oscar mguu na hasumbui watu

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They wanted to beat me up but I convinced them to accompany me home I pick cash. Nilitandika their friend. Brutally. Some dreadlocked fool.

Kesho I’m waiting for him. Ataniambia shida yake ni nini. Nikienda bar I want to drink in peace.

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One of the guys remarked, “jana alitubeba ujinga. Ama nimtwange bare?”

I wish angejaribu. A 19-year old slapping me? Si tuwekwe ring pamoja. I’ll wipe the floor with him.

The bartender accompanied me to my place. I gave him some money. Can’t push my luck tena. I don’t want a weapon. Prison-time sitaki. Sitaki alama za uso. I just want to drink in peace.