Alpha males wa kuapproach in real life kujeni hapa, cold approach hekaya within (online dating beta males keep off)

In the last few days I have scooped 3 numbers from 9/10 ladies. In one instance I was split between two ladies at the stage: one was hot but looking very shaghala bhaghala just strolling through the estate, akanihala. Just as I was going up to spit game, mwingine akapita na miniskirt plus looking ready to go out, kitu kwa akili ikaniambia wacha tu nistue huyu instead. In a flash, niliambia ule wa mini hi, akarudisha hi na akapita. Kidogo kidogo akarudi mahali nilikuwa nimesimama nikamwuliza anafanya nini sasa? “Naenda kwa bash pale tao.” Nikamshow basi tuingie kwa hii mat inakuja tuongee. Luckily the mat was empty tukakaa kwa zile viti za katikati, nikamkatia akaingia box akanipatia number. Beta males wa Tinder endeleeni kuwaste time na wale macatfish na masingo matha wa online dating, sisi tunakula in real life.

“alpha” male alilipia kunguru fare ya kuenda kukamuliwa kwa bash ya alpha male mwingine tao. kama consolation akapewa number ya kulipa fuliza

Jinga hii, did I mention fare anywhere? I can never pay fare for a lady I barely even know.

I stopped here "tuingie kwa hii mat " .Tales za peasants don’t excite me .There very few things if any that they can teach me .

the phrase “kuja tupande ii mat” and “tukakaa pamoja”. na mbirrionaire ulienda kufanya nini kwa nganya

Sawa basi birrionaire, niwachie chopper yako nikuwe natumia.

At what point did you wake up from this wet dream?

Nilisema hii Alpha Malenge @MikeOck ni peasant kuruka. Ati 9/10 akanihala, mara mwingine na miniskirt akapita. All made up nonsense.

Alpha male and matatu in the same line? Mike Ochieng usitupime

Kijana anakatwa miguu

:D:D

9/10 is a very high score to give out arbitrarily. For reference sake, mama mboga ni ngapi @MikeOck ?

Ghaseer ata Uber hufiki bei…Na unajiita Alpha. Like the say “if you claim you are not racist then you are fuackin racist”. Anyway thanks for the hekaya

:D:D:D:D:D… walai io hekaya yako ya uongo ungejiwekea. Leo umejianika life, life…

Nimeattach photo, judge for yourselefu.

Niliambia beta male providers kukeep off na hamusomi title. Make your own thread about how you bought a Benz to impress a lady and took her to Kempinski on the first date. Hapa ni handsome, slick-talking alpha ferks tunaongea, we don’t need to use money to impress these beaches

Peasant tales
Umbwa koko

You sound like a young man, probably in your early to mid 20s. Let me give u some small advice, acquiring pusy or banging bitches will not be an achievement worth narrating or posting 10 years from today. Hii time na energy unapoteza ukikatia some confused girls utajutia sana at 35.

Alpha Male hapana tambua matatu kijana…mimi saa hii naanzisha uber chopper company kubeba fellow alpha males above nairobi traffic jam

[SIZE=7]own goal pia hubeba kikombee.[/SIZE]