Am on periods,horny so I feel masturbating

So this lady makes a call saying she has something to say but feels ashamed…the call goes off…now she’s calling after 3minutes and this time round anasema she is on her periods and has made her so horny and now she’s telling me she feels mustarbating …WTF! am I suppose to do/ tell her?

Fuck her, is that a question to ask elders? My son, don’t let elders curse you ijiotic villager

She is calling from County 001…am here as far as 047

You should be whipped, stupid young man

Live up to your name.

She is shit testing you on something, just ransack you brain to find out what is it, in the meantime just go mute for now and focus on other important things that you were doing prior to that text message

Timeless wise words

Was about to board my flight back to Nairofy…
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but nawesa wekelea chuma ya doshi atalulie kama si momo za @uwesmake na @rexxsimba
Hizo ni mafuta zina melt steal beams
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Shit dog am still high
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She is basically asking kama wewe ni vampire…:smiley:

I can’t be there in a blink of an eye… and of course she knows that…I think villagers can be of help to her…I should benefit from this too @screwplus offload your fatty acids there

Hakuna kitu hunuka vibaya kama mnyesho.

Hiyo kunguru hakuna masturbation itafanya, itadinywa tuu itulie coz imekwambia shida yake na haioni ukiisaidia

Si uweke number hapa uone kama kuna elders karibu huko wakusaidie?

…Very wise. @Rider is overthinking

Acha tu amasturbate

alikuwa anauliza kama anaweza tuma mbica akijiweka kidole

Are you from Pluto. He’s basically asking if you can play in the rain or simply if you can smash while she’s on her periods. Actually I learnt women are sexually aroused wakiwa in periods but few are brave to ask for Mr DICKson Munene.

Sorry to say but unachezewa. She just wants to see how desperate you are for sex. Ile siku mtapatana ukifikiri unaenda kuchukuwa slices ataanza kukuambia mambo ya relationship na venye huwa hafuck anyone but her boyfriend. Utatii. This has happened to me twice so I know.

Hekaya @Bazenga

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :D:D:D:D:D:D:D