system
September 3, 2017, 8:58am
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Sasa peasant Gendarme akalipwa Friday. Mimi huyo nikaenda bank jana nikatoa 15k. At 3pm, I was downing beers pale kamakis. Until 3am.
Problem is, naskia mcoodo ikiwasha. Nilikula nyama na ugali, so nikienda choo nimeskia kauchungu. I rule out any penetration coz I never blacked out though can’t remember how I got home.
Nimeacha pombe [SIZE=1]until next payday[/SIZE]
If you eat lots of hot pepper with meat your ass gonna be on fire the next day …hata ukidryfry your other half gonna complain of burning sensation
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pamba
September 3, 2017, 9:01am
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Aviator tuko church unataka tufanye?
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Ubongo
September 3, 2017, 9:02am
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No one will be responsible for your deeds but yourself
Chifu
September 3, 2017, 9:04am
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Hehe…naona umekuwa sponsor. You can sponsor some coffee, mr afisa? Congratulations.
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pamba
September 3, 2017, 9:09am
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Sikuwa nimeona ,what a milestone.
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system
September 3, 2017, 9:11am
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Washa nduthi na uache kusumbua
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system
September 3, 2017, 9:12am
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That’s likely coz nyama ilikua na pilipili
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Liberty
September 3, 2017, 9:13am
9
Nimetoka church. Nirushie ka mzinga full leo nijibambe. Mimi ni wa vodka, smirnoff
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pamba
September 3, 2017, 9:13am
10
Kumbuka mimi sio elder tena ama nikupige RKO na helmet yangu
pamba
September 3, 2017, 9:15am
11
Nilikuambia ukifika consolata useme na kama bado ukoka hapo useme.
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system
September 3, 2017, 9:15am
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purr unasumbua,nikute yellow stone nikushikie chrome quarter
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Apa pa…
I never blacked out though can’t remember how I got home…cheza replay vizuri!
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system
September 3, 2017, 9:17am
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Elders don’t fight.
Why now? It can happen to you too.
Liberty
September 3, 2017, 9:17am
15
Sawa. Wacha nichukue uber
kalel
September 3, 2017, 9:27am
16
Kabat inabomolewa sunday:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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@Gendarme god forbid you the guy who left in a drunken stupor with @uwesmake
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system
September 3, 2017, 10:04am
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Wololo.
The B- society just got a new recruit.