so jana(friday) nili hook-up with this yellow yellow chick my type probably a 9/10. it was supposed to be a one night kind of thing alafu leo asubuhi(saturday) aondoke because leo pia nina nyama, but amekataa kuenda, anatumia excuses kama am feelling cold can i spend another night, you are a hardworking man you need a woman around blah blah blah. before anyone says anything i cant send her to buy mkate alafu nifunge nyumba since my house is stocked full of food 2 weeks worth of food(am prepared for a nuclear holocaust) kama a true alpha this girl is supposed to be out(hadi ameanza kujuna na shephard wangu) by now imebidi mzoga ya leo nikulie kwa hoteli alafu niregee home…
am used to living alone, i just cant stand her nime disable dstv asiangalie tv wapi…siezi zima wifi because i depend on it alot… i have a plan though
kesho nitamwambia tuende church(am an ethiest but yeye anapenda church) tukifika church niende washroom and thats when nitaregea parking lot and i drive back home to freedom
Kicking out a chic is easy bana. Unamwambianga you’re traveling to Meru or whatever the next morning so ajitayarishe mtokanishe uende ukimdrop tao. Akijaribu kukatalia unamwambia huwezi trust kuachia mtu nyumba yako. You go drop her in town and go back home. I once had a chic tell me she’s coming over and then she showed up with two big bags full of clothes and shoes. Nikakamua alafu after an hour nikajifanya nimepata call urgent nikiitwa tao na hivo ndio tulitokanisha akaenda zake. Ukishindwa kutoa mzoga after umekamua itabidi uoe ama ukuwe ukigharamikia hotel rooms kila saa.
Hapo sasa ndio ulijichanganya. Kumbe unakula tu mboga ya hapo nje. I generally never fucked chics from my neighborhood in my heydays so the traveling strategy always worked for me. Ata mkienda hiyo kanisa umwache huko atajileta kwako akirudi. Hapa itabidi tu you bite the bullet umwambie hupendi kuishi na mtu kwa nyumba yako akitaka kukasirika akasirike. Otherwise utashtukia ulioa bila kujua.
Learn kusema ukweli, be direct and tell her you are not prepaored to stay with a woman, and the initial agreement was a single sleep over, otherwise heri aende kama anakuchukia kuliko uteseke the most part of your life. Tell her the get the fuck out of your house. Kwani iko nini.
Let me issue another free consultancy here but before that I want to ask you when was the last time you watched KTN news or read standard newspaper? A certain grandson of the famous ex-president of Kenya the proclaimed professor of Kenyan politics took a kunguru to a certain hotel in some remote place of tranzoia county, milked her for four days three nights and left without paying a dime. Back to your case now, take the chick for a gateaway in some funky hotel in ngong. Eat nyama choma na ukunywe Guinness book a room, kamua mrembo proper excuse yourself that you want to collect some parcel from town then u will be back, pay the hotel bills and vanish. When she returns to the neighborhood finally after selling her pussy to the hotel manager she will know that Satan has a son and that son is you… Akikuona anafunga mecho… This is experience
I forgot to give a final advise and this applies to all villagers … never take a chick to your house when the fridge and shelves are overflowing with foodstuffs. These bitches tend to get comfortable when they see a strong Food Security Policy in Your house.
:DZamani kulikuwa wengine wa Raggae unampeleka Nyumbani Saturday usiku anakatalia. Inabidi umpeleke Raggae out Wed alafu unamhepea huko… Huko tena mwingine anamchukua. Akikatalia anampeleka Saturday.
