American Dad

Few years ago I chanced upon this mama :she had class ,the famous American height and was really beautiful. My mind and heart were on one accord, she was the one. After lugha kiasi she warmed up to me. I thanked the heavens.

One beautiful weekend we agreed on how I will take her out to some Park, get some snacks and enjoy nature and ourselves .

Material day nikamhalla 2hrs to time to confirm. Akanishow mambo iko Sawa nimpitie kwake in 3hrs. Exactly 2.00pm I was at her place. Mrembo alikuwa juu ya bed na laptop , nikapatiwa hug so tight I thought those boobs zilibaki on my chest.

Kumchangamkia kiasi mrembo ana act weird na kuna venye ana concentrate on the laptop. Kumwambia mara ya sita baby si twende sasa. Akanishow American dad imeshika mbaya hawezi enda hata loo kujisaidia.
I felt extremely demeaned, mishipa ya kichwa ika protrude one inch, macho zikaturn red , mdomo ikakauka na magoti zikakuwa weak :najaribu kusimama wapi.
When I finally managed to leave , I felt like huyo dame amenikata makende. Straight nikaenda kutafuta poison with the money I could have spent on her. #siko sure kama hiyo mzinga nilimaliza, but kwenye nililala na mwenye nililala naye nilijua Sunday around 3.30pm

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Misplaced priorities… wacha nikimbize an order made earlier place fulani narudi kusoma maoni ya wenzangu

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Ungefungua mzinga, uchukue glass mbili , take position kando yake…

Haja kam

Sasa ukibehave kidictator, eti kama ukisema ni park lazma watu waende park.

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Are you sure uko sawa?

Do you know the trouble and costs that men go through just to get a woman in a room and on a bed?

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Ujinga ni kipawa

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After kukuhug…akaendelea kulala kifua chini na mat*ko juu huku akitizama filamu. Wewe na simu yako, mkaondoka hivo tu bila ata kapicha ka wanakijiji…I don’t know why am crying :frowning:

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@4makind she had a roommate, the plan was from the park to my place .

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@jagger_snr took place kitambo I didn’t know I would need evidence for this site.

You’re forgiven. But ungepiga yeye kuni mzuuri and shoot your load all over the bed/lappi then leave for silly drinking

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Sasa story imefika wapi na yeye!?

Nilifikiria ni ile cartoon ya CIA agent…

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Blue balls karibu ikufanye mboga.

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@Etiquette Maliza hekaya ! I say!

My kinda chiq…tuko hapa tukitafuta madame low maintenance na wewe badala ya kuambia mungu asante ni kuteta tu ati you couldn’t spend your money on her. Toanga mbegu kwa weed brathe. Ebu nipatie number yake mbio mbio…

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Patience my friend. Walk down the street, drown two or three and come back.

Nilimuacha that day when I woke up.

Was young back then and sometimes irrational. Though she was taking me for granted I believe I should have acted smarter to ensure I smash her later

Niliacha story zake na pia story za kupeleka dame out , alitry kujitetea nikamshow it’s either we’re drinking, fucking or drinking and fucking . Nothing more.

Good pussy comes to those who wait.

Fwakkin.
Ungekimbia ulete WD40 na straw mbili na akusongee hapo kwa bed.