An escaped with escorts.............

Wenye wanajua bar inaitwa Texas uko uthiru, ni pub usiku iko na wamama all sizes dancing to mugithi, mimi huyu dance floor kidogo najipata na dance na mathe fulani, after the dance nika offer we switch pubs ndio tuuongee vizuri place haina noise mob, she agreed to the offer tukaenda highway pub hapo next. After one too many she was all over me lakini nikalenga hiyo story coz msupa alikua kwa nyumba. FFWD to jana she was coming from naivasha so we agreed to meet at the same base, fortunately for me she was not drinking hence damage wad minimal, she started charting on the phone, in kitu 45 min VOILA a yelo yelo msupa akaingia, intro kiasi she was her cuzo, zangu ni zile karibu lakini ndani yangu najua am doomed, I ordered for a drink and she took the panty remover(aka black ice). Wakaanza kucatch up vile hawajaona for awhile, ufisi kicked in ni kaanza ku divert attention kwa yelo yelo, vile the yelo started to get high akaanza kuropokwa, ma escaped zao.
Kumbe they are escorts, the MILF was not drinking n when she exposed more anakanyangwa miguu asiendelee na hiyo topic. Mimi huyo nikujaribu kujipa shughuli sasa ati my boy ameshikwa na polisi ngong mimi ndio anategemea nimtoe. They could not buy that ati twende nayo hawajawi jua night life ya ngong, nikawashow poa, ufisi inanishow hiyo ni 3some my ina voice inanikumbusha ule jamaa alikua ana meza ma ARV,s. Nikajua hayo is wajanja kuniliko sisi hayo kwa gari, iko na ile cutoff mpaka ufinye ndio igurume, nimeng’ang’ana kugurumisha hai gurumi, nikawashow gari imekataa kabisa, nikapigia jamaa mwenye alikua ameshikwa nikamshow gari imeharibika, as we had planned the guy akanishow kuna beshte yake ame msort.
Nikawashow sasa, wananipea kanyau wote wawili wacha ma excuse zianze yelo ati ako kwa peipriods huyu mwingine ati ako na cholera ama typhoid ata mimi yangu, mine iko service panel beating. What close save ningecome Monday na listing ya where to get ARV,s without much hustle.
Watu wa picha na hoya panel kwa sahii sina.

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peipriods ni periods zenye zinakuja pamoja na haemorrhoids?

the dry fry gods were on your side

Sijaelewa anything!!

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Let me get this right, you met her one night, then met her the following day, then her cuzo came, all this time you’re spending money on them na haukuguza ata boobs za either of them for all this time? You are a disgrace to team mafisi.

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reading sheng is not that easy, requires more effort

wewe unaweza thica hata mbuzi na huyu jamaa sio kama wewe

hapa hata mbisha ya uthiru ita suffice

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Escapade…instead of investing in prostitutes why dont you invest in a good dictionary and improve your grammar.

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You want me to unleash my sword? :p:p:p:p

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you mean youre up for a sword fight with him??í ½í¸†í ½í¸†í ½í¸†

RIP ENGLISH
Next time just narrate in kikuyu

Uthiru hakuna escort ni Malaya…sere

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in kikuyu, perhaps?

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Siku hizi KEBS iko silent sana

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nyani haoni kundule

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