An Ode

Woman,
What attracts me most about you,
is not the way you carry your weight,
but the way you carry yourself.

So I could care less if you don’t have a slim body,
because I love you for the qualities that you embody.

I don’t care if your thighs rub together,
all that matters to me is that we can be in love forever.

My love for you is not based
on the width of your waist

Before I married you,
I knew that your body wouldn’t always be toned and tight,
but I’ll love you in spite of your stretchmarks and cellulite

You don’t need weight reduction or liposuction
and I don’t want you feel as if you need to slim
or trim down for me

Do it for yourself and your health,
In your journey to become lean
you can always lean on me

I’ll love you through thick and thin
You’re my best friend
and I’m attracted to your beauty within
and even if you gain some weight
I’ll set the record straight
-=Adapted=-

Naona syphilis imeanza kufika akilini mwako

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utashinda kunikumbusha?

stick and skin

Si ujaribu kupata a girlfriend…

na.sullenda relships …girlfriend alinipa UTI… or sijui yeast infection?

Si wote wanafanana …kuna decent ones:D…

ama boyfriend

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nitakupatako wapi

…let me help you: INAITWA STD…

FAGA…UNAKUJA KUTUULIZA KWENYE 80K NET ZAKO ZINAENDA KUMBE NI KWA HII UPUUUSSS

Toto jinga sana

wapi …na Buru kumefungua…lol

Why have y’all urinated on a good poem???

Nice ode…though by starting the piece with the word ‘woman’, hmmm shows a lack of an affectionate feeling

Faggot detected

Naona kuna mtu anatamani kuimba ♫I’ve got an♪ ice box where ♪my ass used to be ♫?

Please explain how addressing a Woman as “Woman” demonstrates “lack of affectionate feeling”. What is affectionate feeling?

two marks for effort…

Nime edit:D
Nilikuwa naskiza hii ngoma nikitype. Ndio nikakosea.

http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/kamasutra-ferre-gola.10169/

Kali sana.

:D:D:D