An old kunguru trying to make a comeback.

Ssess

Village Elder
#21
You should've just put it out as is because definitely she's been playing you, and wants to go for a rematch hoping you'll still lose.

With the distance she kept during your struggle, she should double it this time during your success.
Know your worth and tax.
 

JMMohaa

Village Elder
#23
I don't get the catching feels bullshit. If I was hitting on you uninyime for whichever reason, even if you come back 10 years later, I'll pick slices. Lazma nilime.. the only conundrum I'll be left with is which forest to pitch my tent.
You are still inexperienced in matters of getting laid, your body count is below 30 thus opinion s are inadmissible when it comes to advising someone with over 500 plus body counts.
 

Charles

Village Elder
#24
I have a friend studying in Khartoum that aliwekelewa ball by a kunguru that went missing and showed up later. What made him know the ball was not truely his was after the kunguru's cousin alimuonea huruma the way jamaa anajikakamua kutuma pesa na kunguru is blowing it away and exerting pressure kwake tum pesa ya vitu non-existent akiwa Sudan. Kumbe the one time they fucked kunguru alikua ameshakua kisumu akapata ball ya sponsor huko. Dont touch that hoe even with a ten foot pole. Whatever you did is OK. Women have been doing that for ages to boys and young men by standing them up. It should not be an issue to her.
 

Kidete

Senior Villager
#30
There was this Kunguru, I was interested in back in 2019.
She appeared focused and knowing what she what unlike her agemates.

I made an attempt to persuade her however, whatever invite and plan we agreed she would show up with her roommate this was a turn off.
I ignored for the first time, second time the same recurred, when they came to my house, I closed the endeavor counted my losses and moved on with life.

A few days ago she checks on me on WhatsApp, I ignore bluetick her even after introducing herself making an assumption perhaps I could not recall her.

After 5 days I haven't replied neither shown any interest, she calls I receive thinking is a lady who has subcontracted me to do some work, She request me to guess who she is, definitely I get it wrong.

Its from here she introduces herself, am sarcastic whether she is inviting me for a wedding, only for her to disclose she is still single and ready to mingle, before we could conclude the call hung up, she has depleted airtime.

I continue with my business as if nothing has happened only for her to call after 15 minutes accusing me of not being a gentleman since I could not call back even after realizing her airtime got depleted, my response was ujegentleman niliachia beta males.

She invite me for a coffee on Monday in town at 6pm. When the due day came she called me at 1pm to remind me of the plan, however at 6pm I was in my house, Never received her calls or replied to her texts.

My sixth sense signaled me some dangers awaiting or someone is under financial distress and she urgently need a beta to bail her out
Hapo sawa....your sixth sense iko chonjo coz bitches know how to act sly when they want to bait niggaz
 
#31
But hapo for coming with a friend I can't admonish the girl. Women need to feel safe na hapo siwezi mlaumu. So hapo ukona kiburi ya beta male of the past.
Rubbish. When meeting in a public restaurant, how is that unsafe?

Simp detected. Kama hakuji akunywe mbili, tuende nyumbani nigonge hizo vitu, atafute college boys kama nyinyi akufanyishe PE ya ufala. pu**y is all over. Why bother with a bitch with attitude and used up pudesh
 

kah tony

Village Elder
#33
Rubbish. When meeting in a public restaurant, how is that unsafe?

Simp detected. Kama hakuji akunywe mbili, tuende nyumbani nigonge hizo vitu, atafute college boys kama nyinyi akufanyishe PE ya ufala. pu**y is all over. Why bother with a bitch with attitude and used up pudesh
Wapi amesema restaurant?

An alpha commands respect and makes a damsel feel safe around him. Dame anajileta hadi kwa nyumba.

Some of you guys here are borderline stupid. A woman who has self respect will not give in hivo fwaaaa unless Kama dame ni kunguru.

You have to chase if a woman is worth it. You guys expect things to fall on your lap... Get outta here.
 
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JMMohaa

Village Elder
#34
Wapi amesema restaurant?

An alpha commands respect and makes a damsel feel safe around him. Dame anajileta hadi kwa nyumba.

Some of you guys here are borderline stupid. A woman who has self respect will not give in hivo fwaaaa unless Kama dame ni kunguru.

You have to chase if a woman is worth it. You guys expect things to fall on your lap... Get outta here.
First date was in a restaurant
Second date she proposed to come over to my place, her agenda was to assess my capabilities and vulnerabilities

She was worth woman at that time, however she is worthless now that is why she is chasing me.
I cant understand your school of thought
 
#35
Yes.
Mwingine ametoka tu kuniambia ako broke. Nikamuuliza ananiambia nifanye?

Another one pops up every now and then
"Mambo! Umepotea!"......
Kama nimepotea chukua CID mnitafute
Don't know what post you are referring to but I'll take a shot in the dark. What is wrong with someone telling you 'umepotea'? si you just say 'niko tuu'!!! But then again this KT where men are chased by women 24/7....how do you guys 'live' with all this attention?
 
#37
Don't know what post you are referring to but I'll take a shot in the dark. What is wrong with someone telling you 'umepotea'? si you just say 'niko tuu'!!! But then again this KT where men are chased by women 24/7....how do you guys 'live' with all this attention?
Anytime I get that text, it is between 25th and 3rd Never earlier, never later.
FYI: mimi sijasema nafuatwa 24/7. I've cited only two cases.
 

kah tony

Village Elder
#39
First date was in a restaurant
Second date she proposed to come over to my place, her agenda was to assess my capabilities and vulnerabilities

She was worth woman at that time, however she is worthless now that is why she is chasing me.
I cant understand your school of thought
I was responding to the other guy.

And now tha you're clarifying it was a restaurant date... Nakuelewa. Hiyo ni upuzi... Also if she came to your house to visit and she came with a friend without telling you beforehand... Hiyo ni upuzi pia.

Heshima lazima idumu.

I avoid inviting women to my house because they start getting clingy coz wanakuja wanapiga hesabu and they make up their mind you're IT.
 

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