An old kunguru trying to make a comeback.

There was this Kunguru, I was interested in back in 2019.
She appeared focused and knowing what she what unlike her agemates.

I made an attempt to persuade her however, whatever invite and plan we agreed she would show up with her roommate this was a turn off.
I ignored for the first time, second time the same recurred, when they came to my house, I closed the endeavor counted my losses and moved on with life.

A few days ago she checks on me on WhatsApp, I ignore bluetick her even after introducing herself making an assumption perhaps I could not recall her.

After 5 days I haven’t replied neither shown any interest, she calls I receive thinking is a lady who has subcontracted me to do some work, She request me to guess who she is, definitely I get it wrong.

Its from here she introduces herself, am sarcastic whether she is inviting me for a wedding, only for her to disclose she is still single and ready to mingle, before we could conclude the call hung up, she has depleted airtime.

I continue with my business as if nothing has happened only for her to call after 15 minutes accusing me of not being a gentleman since I could not call back even after realizing her airtime got depleted, my response was ujegentleman niliachia beta males.

She invite me for a coffee on Monday in town at 6pm. When the due day came she called me at 1pm to remind me of the plan, however at 6pm I was in my house, Never received her calls or replied to her texts.

My sixth sense signaled me some dangers awaiting or someone is under financial distress and she urgently need a beta to bail her out

She wants to Hamo-nize you…

Ulikataa kunywa kahawa bure tu.

Enda urarue vitu wacha ushoga.

I have an overwhelming number of low mileage damsels at my disposal.
Am past the age of getting thrilled as result of getting laid by parasitic Kungurus

thts how u elevate ur value…wewe sio mtu wa Royal Airforce rapid reaction squad, dame akikuita u go running.

For over two years, where has she been? I guess a friend hinted to her am fairly doing well unlike 2019, when I was struggling to get basic human needs except sex.

Ungechukua friend yako mkumywe kahawa mkiwa watatu alafu ujitoe. But what I know is that she needs something from you apart from you.

Enda umskize urudi na hekaya

Pewa mbili kwa Bill yangu…umefanya kitu ya maana sana.

I don’t get the catching feels bullshit. If I was hitting on you uninyime for whichever reason, even if you come back 10 years later, I’ll pick slices. Lazma nilime… the only conundrum I’ll be left with is which forest to pitch my tent.

Pussy is all the same. I’m pretty sure nigga has other pussies as he said. Why should he go out of his way kwenda kusumbuana na huyu dem. Na ukichunguza vizuri najua this girl wants something. It’s not worth the effort.

no simping

Hii injili isukumwe to every corner of this country…well done sir!

yeye ni singo matha saa hii. She is looking for an idiot to raise her kids in exchange for some beat up pussy

She’s pregnant and wants to dish them goodies alafu pin on you a month later. Mtoto anazaliwa 7 or 8 months after the act unashindwa kwani gestation period siku hizi ni 28 weeks.

Good hapo naona umecheza kama mtu kumi. Kuna ile age yenye a man ukifika, sex haikuagi big deal sana na hapo ni ngumu u dem ku kumanipulate. Never take any sexual advice from bonobos below 27yrs who the last time they saw pussy was 12yrs ago. Those guys bado wako young, mioto nyingi na pia wako inexperienced. They still don’t know that women use sex for manipulation mostly. Anyways huyo dem ashatumika sasa miaka imesonga anataka kuoleka akaona wewe ndio the best simp for that job. Huyo hata usimkule, block, evade, hepa, run, hide from her kabisa hadi a give up. Thank me later.

Hio coffee ingekuwa kwa bill yako.

But honestly, sometimes I wonder if these stories you guys write here actually happen.
Are we (women) really that entitled ?

:D:D:D:D:Dmjamaa you should be contracted to come up with a fresh Lexicon

Easy tip for others who’ll be in your shoes in future. If she shows up with a friend, ignore her and concentrate on the friend!! If she calls later make sure to ask about the friend and ask even more questions about the friend than about her. Arrange for another date, she’ll have dropped the tag along like a hot stone. Smash the goods if you like stay if not nyandarua ranges has many entrances, jaribu ya kinangop.