The gravest mistake my parents ever did was to pay my fees for a full term knowing very well that our school did not have half terms so I had to endure a long boring fourteen weeks in school. That was not going to happen, never.
It was a Friday morning, around 9am when the deputy came to our class with letters for those who had not cleared fees to be sent home, obviously I wasn’t among them. You don’t expect me to remain behind in a school of over 600 students eti tubaki less than a hundred na ni weekend.
Faster faster nikaenda kwa dorm na hao watu wengine since the dorms were opened ndio watu wapack waende. Nikapack mara that,vitabu za kuiba nikapige soko ndio nikirudi niwe na pesa ya quarter. Nikapatia beste yangu bag anipitishie kwa gate coz mimi sikuwa na gatepass. Mimi huyo, airport(sneakers’ path), nikafly. First stop ni Kisumu town, hapo opposite Equator bottlers kuna mahali walikuwa wanauza second hand books. Nikauza vitabu kadhaa na nikabuy tisho moja ya black ya Ogopa deejays, very trendy enzi hizo na kofia ya white nkaweka kwa bag.
Niliingia mat za Ahero nikashukia hapo kwa gate, nikaingia shuleni, kuna cuzo alikuwa Mwalimu hapo na straight mpaka staff quarters. Mdogo wake, alikuwa form tatu hapo pia so I was well catered for. Nikapata mboch wake akanishow madam ndio teacher on duty kwa hivo hata lunch huenda akakosa kukam. Mimi huyo, nkatoa nguo yangu mpya nikangara, nikachukua jeans ya cuzo mwingine pia alikuwa akiishi naye hapo but was in boarding school too, nikadunga na viatu. Tisho ikawa baggy na longi pia kubwa kiasi, nikadunga ngepa nikatoka nitegee yule cuzo wa form three akienda lunch na wenzake nimwambie niko area, anifanyie miujiza.
When the bell rang for lunch, I was already at the school canteen relaxing na Sprite, perusing the Insyder mag nikitegea cuzo apite, inside I was craving for attention ya hawa madem. Cuzo aliponiona, alinirukia na hug na peck, akaita mabeste wake waje wanigotee, I was feeling so important. Akanipiga intro na madem ka ishirini ivi wakajitambulisha, nikawashow mi niko area kwa ivo games time tuchekiane. Nikamaliza soda yangu ndogo ya kufloss nikarudi kejani.
Games time pap, mi nimetuliz nacheki The Beat, nyakati hizo Esir na Necessary Noize ndio kusema. Mi Niko pale narhyme na Esir mbaya, tisho ni yake, jeans, kofia, longi baggy alafu hizo songs nilikuwa nazijua zote. Niliamka kukatikia ile song yake ya Hamnitishitishi, nilikuwa najua those dance steps kabisa, manze madem wote wakataka kudance na mimi. Meanwhile madam alishakuja nikamwambia why I came na akasema nituliz mpaka Sunday ndio nirudi.
Manze, ile attention nilipata was overwhelming, cuzo alikuwa amenijengea CV mbaya sana hata sikukatiana tena. I was spoilt for choice but I had to get laid no matter what. Nikaambia cuzo aniorganizie vile ntapata pussy hiyo hiyo siku, akasema sawa. That night during preps, cuzo akakam na madem wanne akasema nichague mmoja. Madem wakasema hakuna kitu kaiyo, either niwanyandue wote ama nikose. Mimi ni nani nikatae kitu hata sikuomba. Manze hata sikudarwa. Mimi ndio nilinyanduliwa, tena viseriuos, dry spell is real. Na Mimi pia sikudisappoint, I was very energetic coz niliwapea round moja moja kwanza nonstop, I wish I had that strength mpaka leo. Game ikaendelea hivo madem wamepanga line wanangoja service.
I can’t remember how many rounds I went per hole but when it became chaotic and I was getting exhausted, cuzo alikuja akawatoa warudi classes. I promised them more the following day.
