.There is this kunguru who works for a well established organization in the Mountainous region of Central Kenya.
Alikuwa ex wangu kitambo then things fell apart: kuuma block, tears and all that stuff happened.
Fast forward 7 years later we have accepted and moved on so we are catching up, small talk, happy moments that we had etal . We talk about everything including our lives, careers and post ex life.
As usual, the chat generates to kukamuana how it used to be and how we would do anything to get back just one more time, the kunguru is like ;you should come, i have missed you, i can never trust men like I did trust you. Hii nyap ni yako’ . Waaahhhh…my heart was in my mouth because as usual, vitu zingine kichwa ya juu inakuwanga immobilised. Btw its funny how the Dick and the Brain cannot function at the same time, nikama brakes na mafuta ya gari…anyway
We maintain conversations like for a month tukitafta opportunity then one day work duty calls. We panga everything and the Mboga agrees to ship the kids and mboch to the shags so we will have unliminet time together.
We settle for a Saturday since the Kunguru was working until 4pm…Thursday come and go, Friday umefika? napiga masimu tukipanga vile itakuwa, a deep hug, kiss in the mouth, a naked hug, a gd lay…memories and we make up and everything else in between…
Mimi kufika Sato, nikafunga safari, hururururururu,… mpaka huko Karinye aka Nyeri. Nikamaliza shugli zangu, and replied all emails so as to free up my weekend and mind.
I didn’t call immediately at 4 since that would have been a rookie move. I waited for an hour then called. Kunguru ikanishow imeenda birthday party with friends but will be done by 7pm. Nikajua hapa Tender imeapproviwa.
Nikaenda nikaaitisha Supu na kanyama hapo To Go is To See as i pass the time.
Come 7 I called the Kunguru, ikanishow ndio inamaaliza alafu ikam. isorait. An hour later the Kunguru called me akaniambia tupatatane hapo Town. Mimi huyoooo mpaka town, Kufika the Ngeus was like ‘aki babe, yesterday we went out and i am feeling fatigued like crazy’, i was like - can’t I buy you just one drink as we catch up?’
Kunguru ikasema apana, saa hio tuko kwa gari yake. At this point kichwa imeanza kuchemka hadi that vein on the forehead that appears when you are cumming appeared.
Hee nikaona hapa lazima Gentleman aformulate policy itawork. quick plus fast…
‘Can i get a kiss? in the mouth?, yeah! come here baby.’ Mimi sijui mwenye aklitengeneza Nissan Tiida hakuwai kulana kwa gari, that car is stiff like a muscle pull, you cant do nothing… nkt.
Nikaona sasa hapa nyama itaenda. gari iko congested kama space ya Bettyz Club hapo Kimathi Street…
I quickly agreed with her that its ok, i can follow her to her place give her a nice hug, a massage and let her pumzika…
So we mutually agreed to the plan and i followed her home. Tukaingia kwao vizuri na akapark, akakam kwangu nikapewa hug, nigaguzishwa nyap na kimunju moto nikajua boss leo ndio ile siku, nyani huteleza ndani.
Hapa sasa you could see me smiling in the Dark and the dick leading the way… just when i was about to lock the car, mboga ikanishow ati hatuezi enda kwake juu nitamsumbua na amechoka…haki ya nani my heart was next to my big toe at that moment. Nikamuuliza kwani whats the problem i thought we spoke. Mboga ikaanza ‘oh, if you have me i will become attached again’,i dont want heartbreaks again’, ‘oh sijui sitaki mtu anakuja ananikula after 7 years for one night alafu anaishia’… i cannot share you with anyone, i want you back in my life kama si hivyo hupati’.
Yaaanniii… ni mimi huyu, nimekuja hizo kiolmeter zote alafu sisi watu wazima unaanza ujinga kama tuko funkie ya high school. nkt. I kissed her on the cheek and a hug with one hand in my pocket and left…
Hadi watchie anauliza, ‘kwani umesahau kitu?’, mi niko ‘eeeh wacha nichukue mtu hapa nikam’…
Its been one week, I am still receiving calls from strange numbers and i am sorry texts and that she hadn’t thought about it and if ok she will make it up to me…
Mimi? nikipatana na mboga inakaribia kuitwa Violet hii weekend ya payday itaamini…
Based on a true story